Vote For Your Favorite Front Page Which Weiner Page 1 is your favorite?

The New York Post ^ | June 17, 2011 | NY Post

[nycteacher]

Vote For Your Favorite Front Page Which Weiner Page 1 is your favorite?

http://www.nypost.com/d/weiner/covers_vote.htm

[skeptoid]

I just can't decide

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[Vinnie]

ping for later.

[JoanneSD]

Amid scandal, US Republican Weiner to step down (Actual Reuters Headline)
Roto-Reuters ^ | 06/17/2011 | Reuters

[McGruff]

Apparently he doesn't have a sense of humor.

[jongaltsr]

We should all take a picture of us holding our "wieners" (or "sausages") over our head and publish it right here of FR.

[Iron Munro]

The Weiner Household In 2020:

"Tony Junior, get your little sister and come in here with mommy. We can all look through Daddy's scrapbook together."

[Liz]

Made for Hollywood exploitation.....................

"Weiner: Return of The Nerd."

"The P**** and the Porn Star."

TV ADS FOR WEINER MOVIES When Gloria Allred shows up to pick over your carcass, it is time to realize you are nothing but carrion.

" I can't wait till my wife sees me in my new black
lace bra and nude pantyhose on our wedding night."

Weiner checked himself into "Fecal Manor" for observation.

Weiner has withdrawn for two weeks to enter rehab for his sexual perversions and has found an organization offering professional services.

WEINER GETS ENDORSEMENT DEAL

"I've used volumized Pantene Shampoo ever since I was in HS."

[antiRepublicrat]

Those are great. Make some more. I was also thinking:

Wiener ester

Chu Wiener

Wiener Rush

Wiener Cummings

Green Wiener

Wiener Cleaver (ouch)

But personally I think it would be best if he hooked up with a Republican:

Long Wiener

[antiRepublicrat]

Typo on the first:

Wiener Tester (as in Sen. Jon Tester)

[smoothsailing]

I see you’ve got Judy Chu. I might do that.

Another California Congresswoman that could be funny is Maxine Waters.

[gnickgnack2]

And if they somehow got in trouble, they’d be in Hot Weiner-waters Soup!

[antiRepublicrat]

Wiener Waters?

Isn’t there a congresscritter Dick too?

[Revolting cat!]

How about Weiner and Peter Sellers?

[TheConservativeParty]

Ann was hilarious on Fox last night!

I LOL’ed when she repeatedly said “pecker” and Sean freaked out about it.

I remember the line you posted too. Ann was loaded with great jokes for that appearance.

[Mr. K]

My all time favorit:

“Harry Reid Hangs Weiner Out To Dry”