Turns Out That DSK's Swanky Hotel Suite Was Stained With The Semen Of Four Other Guys

The Smoking Gun ^ | Aug 22, 2011 | Staff

[NativeNewYorker]

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[Stoat]

If a $3K / night luxury suite can be described as “semen-soaked”, one can only imagine what the lower-priced ones would be like when subjected to a similarly thorough analysis.

More and more, an RV seems like the best way to travel. No TSA sexual assaults, no dangerous radiation, no packing/unpacking, and no questionable hygienic standards.

[rlmorel]

"...but the carafes are known to be used as miniature underwear washing machines.."

I almost aspirated my drink when I read that...

[Slings and Arrows]

"Why wasn't I invited?"

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[mlocher]

The wallpaper? Semen on the wallpaper? I’ve obviously lived a very dull life.

Poor aim on their account.

[tumblindice]

I always wondered why that coffee tasted like s***.

[Outlaw Woman]

GROSS...

Reminds me of a documentary aired a few years back; one of those ‘news magazine shows’. Anyway they were ‘testing’ various motel/hotels for substances (germs) and semen was detected on phones, floors, beds etc...

NASTY CRAP...

[dfwgator]

I always wondered why that coffee tasted like s***.

"It does have a little wang to it....good though."

[Morgana]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I want it on record that my nightmares tonight are all your fault!

[Lil Flower]

My own travel trailer is the only way I go.

[aruanan]

Turns Out That DSK's Swanky Hotel Suite Was Stained With The Semen Of Four Other Guys

Virtually every surface of every hotel or motel is stained with semen, a large portion probably accounted for by high school students on class trips, students after high school proms, or sports teams on the road.

[Stoat]

My own travel trailer is the only way I go.

 

I'm thinking that Airstream & Winnebago's stock just got a bit of a positive bump as a result of this story.

[tumblindice]

Everybody wang chung, and they did?
“Try the Breakfast Blend sir. It has a tangy, wake-you-up bean!”

[editor-surveyor]

Projection?

[kalt]

Reminds me of the time on "The Office" when they were throwing a party in their hotel room and had a black light:

Michael Scott: Now would you do me the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir?

[Dwight shuts off the light and stains appear everywhere with the black light]

Michael Scott: Whoa! What are all those stains?

Dwight Schrute: Blood, urine or semen.

Michael Scott: God I hope it's urine.

[festusbanjo]

“We did it in the kitchen and we did it in the hall, I got some on my finger and I wiped it on the wall,” DSK does his Chuck Berry impression

[editor-surveyor]

>> “He just has the juice to smear the victim and make it go away.” <<

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Standard procedure in Little Rock, when a Bilderberger rapes ‘trailer trash.’

[editor-surveyor]

>> “THAT maid better fade into oblivion and pray she isn’t sued. It’s obvious she and the rest of the maid crew weren’t competent to perform their contracted services for this ‘swanky’ hotel” <<

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Do you by any chance work for the IMF?

[crusty old prospector]

Make note to self - sleep on the floor in my sleeping bag when staying at the Sofitel or you’ll get semen on you.