dfwgator ~ Why would he shave Michelle?
Posted on 08/30/2011 11:31:28 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
Post 'em here!!
dfwgator ~ Why would he shave Michelle?
Then, he will (with a big grin) hold up to the cameras his REAL birth certificate proving he is an ILLEGAL immigrant.
Barky can team up with OJ to devote their golf careers finding the real job killer, whoever that may be.
He’s going into business with algore selling carbon credits.
Please just go away...Kenya, Venezuela, Cuba, etc.
Just go someplace away from US and leave us alone.
===================================== These grifters give grifters a bad name.
That’s a SCARY question!
Begin a series of bitter, wandering commentaries about the US and why The System let him down. Blame will be spread over a wide range. After the first no one exc the black community will read them or care. He will end this life bitter, and estranged. The black community and liberals will continue the illusion he was anything more than an improperly promoted light weight.
He is going to want to get his mug on TV talking about every issue, but he is quickly going to realize the drive-by media will not be that anxious to showcase his opinion. They’re realizing right now that he’s a serious drag on ratings; when he is no longer President they’ll make every effort to avoid booking him or even seeking on-camera quotes from him. It will especially sting when they run to Bill Clinton for quotes.
Essentially, the media-created President is going to find he is nothing without the media, and he will fade into the background.
2. Eat a hamburger
3. Play golf.
4. Eat ice cream
First, he and Michelle will divorce - and it will be a messy one.
Second, to make some money, he will write a book, just like Clinton did, and do the speaker circuit.
I think he will be a marginal figure, though, because he is a puppet now and his usefulness will be over. He will become the Jesse Jackson of his generation.
After all, a country that fails to re-elect Him is not worthy of existing any longer. And out of the ashes of nuclear war a socialist nation will arise phoenix-like to attain the highest level of social justice that is possible. All hail, Obama! The greatest genius of all time!
1.) Declare Martial Law
2.) Invalidate the election results
3.) Declare Sharia the law of America
4.) Launch a pre-emptive nuclear attack against the states that did not vote for him.
File a lawsuit claiming he has a mandate and should be president for life
File a lawsuit against Perry (or whoever wins) claiming they cheated and are racists
File a lawsuit against the American people claiming they owe him (and his family) $1,000,000,000,000 as compensation for all the hard work he put in as President
Release his actual birth certificate, all school records, come out of the closet as an ‘any’-sexual, and then tell the American people to Eat shiat and die.
That is for underlings. He need only sign the documents, or leave them with his signature stamp. I agree that he will not exert himself.
We thought bill and hill would divorce when they left the WH but they didn’t. I wonder how much time they spend together under the same roof?
If the Hebrew Temple were rebuilt in Jerusalem by that time, ONE of the early things I might expect that muzzie to do would be to enter the temple, slaughter a hog on the sacred altar, and declare himself the 12th Imam....the Mahdi. Uber Sarc!
NUMBER 4: Keep Air Force One (and a fleet of C-140s to bring along Marine One, limos for his entourage, and Michelle) continuously airborne November 7, 2012 to January 19, 2013. Hit as many golf resorts as possible, plus a few island resorts for Michelle.
NUMBER 3: Hundreds -- no, thousands -- of pardons. All union thugs serving time for violence; all Dem politicians serving time for tax evasion; all fraud cases involving "entitlements," and much, much more.
NUMBER 2: surrender to Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and, what the heck, Canada.
And the NUMBER ONE thing Obama will do after his defeat: one word... JIHAD!
Larry Sinclair!
His followers (led by and including the thousands of Muslim shock troops and vicious drug armies that he has allowed to infiltrate into America) will proceed to rise up to murder the opposition and try and burn the country down around our ears. Because of the out of control violence, he will declare martial law, suspend the Constitution, and assume full dictatorial control of everything. The country will subsequently explode apart and plunge into civil war. He will invite the Chinese Army in to maintain order and protect our vast oil and mineral assets he will promise them.
When he's done he will take a well deserved vacation at Martha's Vineyard, as usual.
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