Hell. My cats would have STARTED the fire and bolted the doors shut.
I don’t want to hijack this pro-dog thread and turn it into a cat-bash, but what side of the door are you on when the cat’s start the fire? And what side are they on?
“My cats would have STARTED the fire and bolted the doors shut”.
May I suggest possibly considering getting a lil’ Ted to keep an eye on those frisky felines! LOL!!