To: T. P. Pole
Everybody knows that unicorns don't fly.
Sure they do ! And they poop huge swaths of Skittles too. A flying albino unicorn pooping huge swaths of Skittles was even shown on tee vee. And we all know that absolutely everything on tee vee is true... or perhaps not.
99 posted on
10/19/2011 11:47:11 AM PDT by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: pyx
Ah, yes, I figured the rules were different for albino ones. My major was in non-albino, ground-limited, Skittle-pooping unicorns. Strange I haven’t been able to find a job yet. The 100k student loan is coming due.
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