Digging Up Dirt on Cain! (Vanity)

Mr. Griz

[mr_griz]

Okay people - please forgive the vanity, but this is a bit urgent. It appears that a true conservative (GASP) may end up being our nominee

In keeping with our long tradition of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, it's imperitive that we GOPers now assist the MSM in digging up dirt on Herman Cain

I'll get the ball rolling by posting what I already know:

I heard

• that he's a cross-dresser with ties to the Son of Sam Killer.
• Reports are beginning to surface, as well, that Cain robbed some Atlanta children who were running a lemonade stand of their earnings.
• There's a rumor I heard from a friend who has a friend who knows for certain that Cain practices ritual abuse killings of neighborhood cats inside of a pentagram in his basement.
• Some claim that Herman Cain murdered a man in New Orleans in a hushed up barfight episode
• Herman Cain often chuckles while reading the obituary section
• It's beginning to surface that Herman Cain once pulled Santa's beard as a child
• Those who know Cain best say that he spends all of his free time surfing Internet bestiality sites and chatting on 900 sex line numbers
• There's a story about Cain and an intern and a cigar (wait, that ones someone else)
• A campaign insider stated that Cain sometimes forgets to flush after tinkling
• A story about Cain beating his wife and children is going to break very shortly
• Herman Cain was caught jacking car stereos in Atlanta last week but it was hushed up.

Please add to this thread so that we can take this rascal down now and avoid the embarrassment of actually electing a true conservative to the White House!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Herman Cain shot J.R. He’s also rumored to have let the dogs out.

[BenKenobi]

Consider yourself added!

[proud American in Canada]

Would you please add me to the Herman Cain ping list too? Many thanks!

[BenKenobi]

She’s a yankee in New York. They are just naturally rude ;)

[TheOldLady]

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[Made In The USA]

Now THAT’S funny.

[NoGrayZone]

"She’s a yankee in New York. They are just naturally rude ;):

SO true. It's a natural survival instinct! And, I'm originally from the Bronx, so I'm really really rude, hahahaha!

[TBP]

There are allegations that he’s a Grand Kleagle in the KKK.

[TBP]

I heard that this was written about Cain:

http://gis.washington.edu/phurvitz/outgoing/bustagut/Non-SlanderousPoliticalSmearSpeech.htm

[American in Israel]

Why does this all remind me of some southern lady in the 1800’s saying that Black Man said something inappropriate to me! When the black man rebuffs her advances...

Complete with MSM Lynch mob.

[auto power]

Well, I heard that Herman Cain is actually the Rev. Jeremiah Wright in drag. You know you never actually see the two together. Just sayin’....

[rep-always]

LOL

[CharlesWayneCT]

There was this rock with a racist comment at a place his father rented once.

Oh wait, that’s a dirty attack on Perry that Cain endorsed and approved of. You are looking for things against Cain.

Should we just stick to factual stuff, like that he was accused of sexual harrassment? Or that he once said he supports the Palistinian right of return?

Or do we have to make things up. Because I don’t like making things up.

True things:
- He has a plan to impose a 9% national sales tax on the internet.
- He once said he’d trade Gitmo-detained terrorists for an american hostage.
- He wants to roll social security into the general treasury fund.
- He once supported Palestinian right-of-return (but that was before he decided there might not even BE any palestinians).
- He thinks the president signs constitutional amendments
- He thinks the debt reduction supercommittee should pass his 9-9-9 plan.
- He wants “empowerment zones” to help “unemployed black americans”
- He believes you need tax incentives to keep businesses in places with “a lot of African Americans”
- He led Godfather’s from the 5th-largest pizza chain to the 11th-largest pizza chain.
- He once said to Bill Clinton: “I would first like to commend you for making health care a national priority”
- He once called for an electric fence on the border that would kill people, only to later say it was a joke, upsetting some supporters who were cheered that some candidate finally “got it”.
- After saying he wouldn’t put muslims in his cabinet, he now says he only meant muslims who have actually committed acts of violence.
- He also said he wouldn’t put “extremist” christians in his cabinet.
- He opposed killing terrorist american al-Awlaki without a trial.
- He supported Obama killing terrorist american al-Awlaki without a trial.
- He may have voted for Bill Clinton in 1992.

[ex91B10]

He's the guy that steals one of your socks while their in the dryer...

[Kartographer]

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

[Drill Thrawl]

Herman Cain killed Jimmy Hoffa, he was driving Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile that night at Chappaquiddick and he was on the 6th floor of the Texas school book depository building on November 22, 1963.

Later that fateful night Amelia Earhardt gave them a plane right out of the country while Jim Morrison sang.

[magslinger]

BTW, I have link.