[mbarker12474]

I heard that he is black. And a Republican. And a conservative.

[mr_griz]

Please add to Cain ping list <-:

[Pollster1]

Cain was born in Memphis, TN. A school principal was murdered in Memphis three months ago. Coincidence? I think not.

[magslinger]

Cain killed his twin brother.

[Kartographer]

It's been said that it was Herman is who put the Freak in Atlanta's Freaknik.

[roaddog727]

you forgot the heinous acts of Cat Juggling and midget tossing.........

LOL

[bwc2221]

They are going after Cain like they went after Sarah Palin. Very few people on the face of the earth could go through what Palin did - including having over 15,000 emails made public - and come out as clean as she did or hold up as well.

I pray that Cain can.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Don’t tell anyone, but I also heard from a very reliable source that Cain is responsible for the death of Christ, the Holocaust, and shoe laces that don’t stay tied.

[Cicero]

I heard from a secret source that he was responsible for breaking Karl Rove’s weather controller.

[Kartographer]

1. Cain ran a pizza operation called Godfather’s.

2. A Godfathers are what the heads of Itallian Ganster Organization are called.

3. Hence Herman Cain is not an American of African descent, but is actual a member of an Itallian American Organized Crime FAMILY!

[Retired Greyhound]

Cain once cut the tag off of his mattress.

[GraceG]

I heard he stopped beating his wife recently, but plans to start again in a few months....

[Thombo2]

Oh well...nobody’s perfect.He’s still got my vote:)

[SunStar]

If Cain did what is being alleged, it’s important that the facts come out prior to primary voting in January. I like Cain, but this should be fully fleshed-out ASAP, especially if he didn’t do anything wrong.

[South40]

Herman Cain killed Jimmy Hoffa, he was driving Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile that night at Chappaquiddick and he was on the 6th floor of the Texas school book depository building on November 22, 1963.

[Made In The USA]

I heard Cain foolishly messed up rinse-lather-repeat, with repeat-lather-rinse.

I heard Cain refused to stop for directions back in ‘78 during a family drive to the Poconos.

I heard Cain has crop circles in his back yard.

I heard Cain watched the movie Gigli - AND LIKED IT.

[Rio]

For legal reasons, I am unable to disclose the dirt that I personally have on HC. But there were many other people there who saw him do it. And if one of them comes out and tells the story, he will be finished.

FINISHED!

[almcbean]

1. He invented disco
2. He shot the sheriff (but not the deputy)

[RedMonqey]

The real coverup. Cain is not a American citizen. In fact He is a illegal alien....literally,

His flying saucer landed on earth at Roswell...

[Gator113]

Herman Cain is not Black.

He is White, worse yet, he’s French.

Cain knew that to get votes in America, he had to be Black, so he dyed his skin black.

It doesn’t appear that Cain hates Whites and he hasn’t promised to redistribute our wealth and pay reparations, and most telling, he doesn’t like Obama.

Cain is clearly a White man in disguise.