I've schooled him, as any responsible parent (especially one writing checks) does.
Right now he's looking at Miami of Ohio and UC.
This was about fifteen years ago, but Miami of Ohio was one of the schools I looked at. I could not tell a difference between its level of gayness and that of Penn State, Akron, Kent State, Ohio, etc.
Actually, Ohio seemed a little gay.
Add Iowa state to your list of fag factories. it’s a shame because they are an excellent engineering school.