The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, November 28, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

A House without Bawneee??? OH MY Pings.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Is Rush back today?

If so, I hope he gyps the Banking Queen’s farewell press conference today.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I hope he’s back. Bawnee retiwing is big news.

[Enterprise]

Good news bump. Bye bye Barney.

[ExCTCitizen]

Top ten reply??

Who's retiring??

[gov_bean_ counter]

Poor guy. He has been the butt of so many jokes...

[angcat]

He should be in jail.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I’m going to be kind of sorry to see him go...not sure who I’ll make the most fun of next.

[ExCTCitizen]

Barney Frank should be in jail for the page scandal!!

[gov_bean_ counter]

Well, the Dems and RINOs do present a target rich environment. Somehow I think you will manage... :)

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Barney Frank.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Since I heard the news, I cannot get Banking Queen outta my head.

[Clint N. Suhks]

My guess he’s got cancer.

[PogySailor]

Get ready for NFL chat.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Ha. My dad texted “Guess Fannie and Freddy really bit him in the butt.” I wrote back - “Nah, just Freddy. “

[advertising guy]

or a gig with Pmslsd

[LachlanMinnesota]

Bawny withdraws from coming ewection, weaving his seat wide open pings!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Skins win.

Poe wins.

Cam wins.

Tebow wins.

Life is good.

[PogySailor]

My guess is that his Fannie and Freddie deals got to hot for TPTB in the DNC to deal with. He was told to not run again, or that they couldn’t cover for him any longer.