Posted on 12/02/2011 8:42:56 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You’re texting Mrs. S? Oh, dear.
I was interested in a response to the first scenario. But you made your answer contingent on whether he did or didn’t. So, I agreed to a modification of the scenario to accommodate your expansion. Your “false choice” should have applied to the first scenario. But since you expanded the scenario, you should answer based on your expansion to the second scenario. But in either case, a “false choice” does not go to the heart of the question. Which man would you prefer based on either scenario?
well sleepin with a skank is better than sleepin with Larry Sinclair
Toys for Snots! Brilliant. Had to be a Freeper with that one.
she is ‘unelectable’ anyway
guess i’ll go with romney
or maybe ron paul - he has delivered over 4000 babies
you fergot the sarcasm tagger
Ha, ha. I guess that'd make us even in the smart aleck department. LOL!
:) - I will take that as being you would rather have Cain as President. To answer my own scenario, taking into account all that these men have done or alleged to have done, I would prefer Cain as President.
snicker
I am ready to hang up the uniform for good after 39 1/2 years.
I din’t say she was unelectable. She just made a gaff, like when she believed some anonymous person that her daughter became mentally retarded after having the HPV vaccine and repeated it without checking it out. These things turn people off. But I’d vote for her in a minute if she got the nomination.
vaccines do harm a small number of the population
“Toys for Snots! Brilliant. Had to be a Freeper with that one.”
I came here to see if anyone else was a excited about this as I am.
Let’s take this viral, people! How can we promote this? I mean, other than me going to Facebook and posting it.
I'm going to one-up you. I'd vote for her in 30 seconds if she got the nomination.
Mrs. S is right. Even Rush wasn’t defending him today.
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