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Surprise! New Dear Leader conducts missile test (A good funeral needs -- fireworks !)
Hotair ^ | 12/19/2011 | Ed Morrissey

Posted on 12/19/2011 7:02:45 AM PST by SeekAndFind

You know what a good funeral needs? Fireworks:

North Korea test fired a short-range missile off the country’s eastern coast Monday, South Korea’s Yonhap news agency reported, the same day leader Kim Jong Il’s death was announced.

The missile launch was not believed to be linked to the North Korean dictator’s death, Yonhap said, citing an unnamed South Korean official.

“This is something that the military has continued to follow … we believe it is not related to the death of Chairman Kim Jong Il,” the official was quoted as saying.

Kim, thought to be 69, died of a heart attack at 8:30 a.m. local time Saturday, a weeping TV announcer dressed all in black told the nation earlier.

In the headline, I wrote, “Surprise!”, but this might be right on time. Time’s Bill Powell noted earlier this morning the need for new DPRK leader Kim Jong-un to consolidate power and prevent the military from seeing a power vacuum at the top. What better way to do so than to conduct a little sabre-rattling?

Last year, he was also given general’s stars in the military and named vice chairman of the powerful central military committee. Kim Jong Un’s father had worked steadily to align his own interests with that of the military — one of the reasons, NGO officials have said, that so much food aid over the years intended for the general population has been diverted to the army. The Dear Leader’s steadfast pursuit of a nuclear arsenal — and his unwillingness to trade the North’s nuclear capability for economic favors from the outside world — were also in alignment with the military’s wishes. “One has to presume the son would never have been put in this position [of] heir apparent had the generals not approved,” says one diplomatic source in Seoul. …

Kim Jong Il’s death comes just days after a bilateral meeting in Beijing between U.S. and DPRK officials, at which special envoy for human rights Robert King held talks with a senior DPRK foreign ministry official. Unconfirmed press reports in Seoul say that at the meeting Pyongyang agreed to allow inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency back in to the country, to impose a moratorium on nuclear and missile tests, and to suspend its uranium enrichment program — in return for 240,000 tons of food aid. However, analysts believe that this diplomatic momentum may be slowed by Kim’s death. As Kim Jong Un consolidates his political power, “North Korea will become even more inward looking, at least for a while,” says Bruce Klingner, senior fellow at the Heritage Institute and a former North Korea watcher at the CIA.

The good news, for an outside world that lives in fear of erratic behavior from the North, is that the younger Kim has had three years to prepare for the assumption of dictatorial power. “There s less of a concern about instability now than had Kim Jong Il died three years ago,” Klingner says. At the same time, the DPRK has only gone through a transition like this once before, and that was when Kim Jong Il was 52-years-old. The country is now once again having problems feeding itself, its economy is moribund, and problems are falling to a 29-year-old to fix. It’s a safe bet that if North Korea’s propaganda artists haven’t already prepared new iconography depicting the youngest Kim alongside his father and grandfather at Baekdu-san, they’re certainly busy at it now.

The missile test is more or less an announcement that the envoys to the Pyongyang talks should find themselves something else to do for a few weeks. In terms of the transition, though, perhaps this CNN segment I found this morning will show just how seriously Jong-un’s dad took the issue … and how unseriously some of the media take North Korea’s famine and tyranny. This report is embarrassing for its breathless coverage of the “pageantry” of Kim’s showcraft for the national media, but at least Alina Cho mentions the chronic famine that exists outside of these stage shows. The Danish actor featured near the end is apparently auditioning for the role of Walter Duranty, either in a play or in real life, as he grabs young Korean girls and pronounces how wonderful he finds the DPRK to be:


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: kimjongil; kimjongun; northkorea
If KIM IL SUNG was the GREAT LEADER
and KIM JONG IL was the DEAR LEADER

I'd like to conduct a contest to see who can name KIM JONG UN --- THE _____ LEADER.


1 posted on 12/19/2011 7:03:02 AM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind
THE NEXT NEW LOONEY LEADER

I might choose him over Obama, though.
2 posted on 12/19/2011 7:06:28 AM PST by ZX12R (FUBO GTFO 2012 !)
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To: SeekAndFind

Band?


3 posted on 12/19/2011 7:06:48 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: SeekAndFind
Things you might want to know about the new dear leader:

* He is the son of Ko Young-hee -- the Dear Leader's third and most attractive concubine


* The boy speaks French, English and German, having attended the International School of Berne (under the pseudonym Chol Pak)


* He idolized Michael Jordan and played basketball himself, despite being overweight and only 5 foot 6

* He idolized Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean-Claude Van Damme


* His nickname is Beloved Comrade or Captain Kim... following father Dear Leader and grandfather Great Leader
4 posted on 12/19/2011 7:08:27 AM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

What’s the over-under odds on how fast Obama will bow to this cretin?


5 posted on 12/19/2011 7:09:06 AM PST by Wolfstar
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To: SeekAndFind

He’s been dubbed, “The Great Successor”


6 posted on 12/19/2011 7:09:53 AM PST by EBH (God Humbles Nations, Leaders, and Peoples before He uses them for His Purpose)
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To: SeekAndFind
* The boy speaks French, English and German, having attended the International School of Berne (under the pseudonym Chol Pak)

He must have been very interesting when they had "Career Day" at that school.

7 posted on 12/19/2011 7:10:43 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: SeekAndFind

leader junior looks like there has been generations of inbreeding going on in leaderland. that face screams out, “shallow end of the gene pool”.


8 posted on 12/19/2011 7:18:34 AM PST by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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To: SeekAndFind

Beloved Leader.

This would be keeping in line with NorK personality cult/deification of their leadership, even during their lifetimes.

Too bad it’s not a contest.....I’d be interested in winning some hot NorK army babe (but don’t tell my girlfriend!).


9 posted on 12/19/2011 7:47:21 AM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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