[bcsco]

...and that thing in the refrigerator that nobody knows where it came from or what it is!

Some would say it's a fruitcake, but I already ate that. MMMMMmmmmmm!

[Darksheare]

If it can be used as a blackjack, is it a cake anymore at that point?

Hey tugger, I’ll have to ask my fellow drones in the “military industrial complex” when we’re taking over.
We’ll be sure to stop by your place for all your beer. /sarc