Posted on 01/09/2012 8:32:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Damn Rush is on fire, and I’ve been saying this longer than Rush — the anti-Bobo sentiment is so strong in the swing states there’s not a chance in hell he can win re-election. None. Zero minus zero.
5 PM...I do the drive home ‘Afternoon Zoo’ We all called Denver to win as well....along w/980,000 other people. And we did it sober...no pain pills. LMFAO!
To think, she took time away from baying at the moon to call the Rush Limbaugh Show.
I’m really starting to get sick of all these Ron Paul drones!
Ugh. Rush has more patience than do I.
I bet she was reading from a script.
Or when she was on the phone with her son, he was feeding her more talking points.
bingo and I scream it anywhere I post,walk,talk
so many discount the 2010 election results IN EVERY STATE...
Exactly Rush, no one is attacking Iran.
When she said “my friend from Cuba” the buzzer went off and the announcer said “Yo time is UP!”
sober.....no pain pills.......did that make you feel superior, big, like Superman?
wow you so tough
I love Rush’s impression of Ron Paul! LOL!
When she said Paul, my fist clenched. lol.
It’s dead-on!
The correct answer to the contraception question is:
It is not a a Federal question, as the Constitution is silent on one’s right to one’s sexual life.
End of story. Easy, painless, and right. Yet, Mitt couldn’t say that.
Apparently the marching orders have been issued and the Nutball Brigade is manning the phone banks.
Paul has been in a perfect position to do the things he’s been claiming as reasons to vote for him. He has had 620 bills, only 4 of which have been voted upon (he’s even voted against his own proposals many times), and only 1 has ever been passed into law.
At least the nutball won’t run for re-election to congress and will finally be purged as a candidate after this election.
silent on one’s right to be without worry of conceiving during one’s sexual exploits. ****
YES! I do not understand why in the world the republican candidates think that every question deserves an answer.
FWIW, there ARE stupid questions.
Griswold destroyed the 10th amendment and is the basis for Roe and Lawrence.
It should be framed that way IMHO.
Stephanopoulos Questioning Pelosi on Gov’t Role in Contraception: 100 Words; Questioning GOP Candidates: 1,000 Words
They might ask if the states have the right to ban salt or french fries.
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