Posted on 01/09/2012 8:32:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The Washington Post is suggesting that Hillary Clinton & Joe Biden are planning to swap jobs after the 2012 elections. Probably. With a couple of as-yet un-named Republicans.
General Motors' much-hyped Chevy Volt has won the not-so-coveted "Worst Product Flop of 2011" award. The worst part about being a Volt owner is all the smug looks from people who bought Edsels.
GM plans to "call back" 8,000 Chevy Volts to fix a problem with the battery that might cause a fire. The hard part will be getting 8,000 people to publicly admit that they bought a Volt.
Very few Paulbots are actual Republicans and fewer still have conservative principals. They are either liberaltarians or out right liberal rabble rousers.
The cretin is a flippin’ folk hero in some circles.
Which quote...that he is a Democrat???
geez, “was” sb “saw”.
# 21 for the Arizona Cardinals had a great year,Patrick Peterson..........also a rookie and will be in Hawaii as an ALL PRO........yep and is nominated in the Pepsi rookie of the year catagory
My God... Tebow is going to be good... (Matt Stafford will be good, too) and if the Colts ever get behind Dan Orlovsky (who helped them win 2 games) because I doubt Peyton won't be the same QB as before, he will be a good QB
Kilmer could throw a knuckleball.....lololol
So true. LOLOL!!!
At least he’d fight for them.
I’d rather a Pres. wiling to fight for trillions in cuts, elimination of Federal agencies, the abolishment of the IRS, privacy and private property rights..
than one willing to concede on everything day one.
No thanks Santorum. Paul = 4 more years of Obama....Rick squared 2012
It was unbeknownst to reporters because the ALLOWED it to be unbeknownst!
Ugh.
Obama goes to the barber to get his lips purpled
How many NFL records did your boy beat this year? ;o)
Since “Alice in Wonderland” started this topic, I can’t help but think of the Moochelly as the “Queen of Hearts”: “Off with their heads!”...
The press let it disappear down the rabbit hole.
Rush is actually addressing the mentality of black democrat politicians to view their positions of power as a way of getting their due.
This is a rather taboo topic in politics. Everybody sees it, I’m sure, but it’s “racist” to actually point it out.
Yes, they did. I agree with Rush; the media was Obummer’s willing accomplish.
ACCOMPLICE!
Jeez.
LOL. Now that’s racist don’t you know!
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