Posted on 01/17/2012 8:21:49 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush puttin a standin O on parade is proof positive el Rushbo is in the tank for Obama
“99 weeks is an Associate’s Degree”....
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2833974/posts?page=80#80
No welfare needed.
His description as Noot as schitzophrentic is hilarious.
I forgot about all the applause last night.
I don’t think there were very many, if any, Paultards at all.
NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT!
The ones who clapped after he was booed, when he said we don’t need another war (which NO ONE is advocating, he just says these things, truth be damned), about twenty five people clapped. Those would be the Paulbots.
Where are all the Newtards now?
Yep...I don’t get caught up in empty promises. Besides, it’s hard to forget what Newt’s done since leaving congress!
How easily Newt supporters can dismiss what he refers to as his “mistakes” (cozing up on Natzi Pelosi’s couch and promoting Gorebull warming, kissing up to Hitlery Clinton, re-education tour with the race-baiting poverty pimp Al Sharpton). Newt has been properly vetted. He shows that he’s for sale to the LIEberal “progressive” causes if the price is right.
I’M HERE I’M HERE!!
I think that was the best line all night.
I was so nervous to be on the radio... but the idea of having kids work in school is just what they need. Instead of taking worthless “electives” allow them to work a job for a period or two. Either inside or outside of the school. My daugher was homeschooled up to 9th grade and learned her work ethic at home but now I see how it benefits her in school because she gets “picked” to work. Every kid should have the opportunity. BTW she is dual enrolled in college at 16 so I was able to text her and have her listen to Rush.
Recovering from the adrenaline rush! :-)
You forget his disdain for the Tea Party and his endorsement of Scuzzafava.
Also, I’ll never forgive him for allowing the liberals to frame the impeachment as a sexual issue, not a perjury issue. Then, after being battered, he resigns, citing his affair, further bolstering claims that it was about sex, not about perjury.
He often is happy to provide an assist to his “liberal friends across the aisle.” and for that reason alone, I don’t trust him.
His recent attacks on capitalism demonstrate that he is dedicated not to conservative principles or advancing conservatism, but rather to himself.
Santorum pointing out that RuPaul isn’t a conservative (socially, fiscally, or foreign policy) was good. Explained how Paul loads a bill he knows will pass full of pork, then votes against it to claim he’s a “constitutionalist”. Meanwhile, his district is among the top in the country for assigned earmarks. He makes even Senator Byrd Droppings look like an amature.
OK all, I have to run. Have a great day and thank you everyone for the links and information.
You were wonderful!
ATTAGIRL!
With all the Noot clips Rush is playing....I’m thinking their hands are otherwise occupied. :-O
You’re not a Newtard. First you have to accuse Rush of being in the bag for Romney, then lie about what he said, then accuse any of us who listen to Rush of being Romneybots.
Oh, and you need to be a troll too.
my problem with newt is his off-the-cuff, flippant ‘solutions’ he has to every perceived problem - many are bad ideas that he will defend at all costs - and most involve yet another government program
it is NOT a government function to instill a strong work ethic in kids - instead of saying that, newt’s ‘solution’ is another government program
newt is smart - but not as smart as he thinks he is
It’s about time someone pointed out Paul’s hypocrisy.
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