Posted on 01/26/2012 8:10:15 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I try not to look at pictures of either, unless absolutely necessary, but if you like I shall google it for you. Although.....I warn ahead, barf bags are probably needed. ;0)
“Which is why I won’t vote for the Republican nominee if the GOP Establishment Elites succeed in nominating their candidate. I’m not going to become to the Republican party what blacks have become to the Democrat party. “
Making this point to my wife last night.
Mitt is It....brings I’m done FOREVER with the GOP.
New Conservative Tea Party needed.
No, no delusions here. Criticize Rush for criticizing Newt and you’re on the job toot sweet. Then there’s days on the Rush thread talking about it. Delusions, bah.
The walk back has begun. . . yes. Until TODAY I could not listen to Rush, Mark or Hannity at all. Rush has been my icon since 1988, but his/their support (non support wink wink) of Newt has been so uninformed. . . . and so obvious that anyone who can read between the lines knows it. It comes as no surprise to me that the Newt candidacy is a con. What are these guys thinking?
Thank God reason seems to be prevailing today.
I can't say the words on the internet I am thinking right now....
The more the Bob Doles and establishment GOP idios in DC do NOT want Newt, the more I DO! I WANT the old guard of the GOP kicked out on their ass along with the magic Negro!
Dole giving advice on how to avoid a Democrat landslide?
Um . . .
Sure you can. The SOPA censorship hasn't taken effect yet.
—Have you seen the latest broadside against Newt on NRO?! It’s about how Newt will get the GOP destroyed in the general election. Guess who wrote it? BOB DOLE! Yeah, there’s a guy who knows a lot about how to win Presidential elections.—
And now Rush is reading it, verbatim.
Wait, empty ice bucket? Huh? What did I miss?
I don’t follow your post, as I’ve not criticized Rush for criticizing Noot, but I also am blindly “following” Rush anywhere. See, I actually think for myself, and do not need Rush to endorse, or not endorse a candidate for me to decide whether he is good or bad. I listen to Rush, and enjoy Rush; but I’m not crying because he didn’t step in and endorse anyone, I’m not angry at him for criticizing anyone, and whether or not he likes who I like, or he talks about meanly about my candidate or has wet dreams about my candidate has zero impact on my ability to determine who to vote for on my own.
If Rush came on and advocated tax hikes; I’d take issue with him. If Rush sat on a couch with Nancy Pelosi, or touted Global Warming with John Kerry; if Rush sat on a stage with Hilary and discussed the need for an individual mandate, I’d take him to task for that. If Rush ran for political office and advocated a state government ran health care program; if he were elected official who said one thing while practicing another, I’d call him out for that.
He’s not an elected official and he’s not running for office, he’s an entertainer. The really pathetically sad thing is so few are able to tell the difference.
Im so freakin confused, what is the goal here with Rush.
Got any anti-conspiracy kook spray?
I personally don’t give a crap about his open marriage. I do not believe Newt used those words. I think he told maryann he was seeing calista and wanted a divorce. I think maryann said NO. Newt said. Fine, do you want. So she tells everyone he wanted an open marriage. And, if he did want to go along with seeing calista and still staying married to Maryann, well, i think that at least 1 out 4 marriages are that way now. Couldn’t care less.
Keep repeating a lie.... Newt was exonerated of all the lynch mobs charges. They are all lying through their teeth.
Newt must know where a lot of bodies are buried. WE need Newt if for nothing else but to kept from having to crawl to the rino republicans.
I’ve been a big Rush supporter for years but today he is reminding me of Karl Rove when he attacked Christine O’Donnell..... and I’m liking it not one bit. If Rush had a preferred candidate, he should have went public long before the field got narrowed to this point. Unless, of course, Mitt Romney IS his favored candidate as it appears to be now.
I don’t understand why so many people rely so desperately on Rush to endorse anyone? Especially if they’ve already made their mind up.
Endorsements actually mean little to me, and I’m always insulted when people rely solely on endorsements to make their decision. What an intellectually lazy way to make a decision. I like x. X likes Y. Therefore I must like Y. Jeez.
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