Posted on 01/31/2012 8:22:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Shhhhhhh. I’m still trying to catch up from who is or isn’t involved. I thought the Paulistas were rough. Sheesh.
On Fox Business channel. Something like, can’t figure out why Newt hasn’t spent more money on Florida. Wish Rush would discuss this.
I think I’m becoming one myself.
It may be my imagination, but was Ann Coulter ever a particular “buddy” of Glenn Beck before she started promoting Romney?
She’s on his show again today, the second time I can remember in the last few weeks.
Isn't that African for "Rally 'round Mit".
I’m hoping someone calls in today to ask Rush when he is going to give up on the republican party ?
The establishment has not come around to his way of thinking since he has been on the radio.
He is not going to endorse a candidate. I want him to un-endorse the republican party.
The caller can also ask him if Romney is the republican standard bearer who would be the best VP on the ticket that would make voting for that ticket a bit more palatable ?
Is Beck a Romneybot?
She’s a bore, rhymes with _______, when it comes to interviews lately.
He claims he’s for Santorum, but . . . never a cross-word for Mitt.
I don’t know; I think I’m going bonkers over this election nonsense. Just lock me up in a vault until November.
What I heard was the ad time was largely bought up by Romney by the time Newt gained enough momentum and $$.
LOL.
bttt
Ha! Naturally.
I read..
Ads on air 13,000 Romney
200 Newt....
LOL - I don’t listen to Beck because he drives me insane, with what I think is ADD. I think more in a straight line and he thinks more like buckshot.
Had the displeasure of hearing Mike Church this morning. He said that if we reanimated Jefferson, he would be exactly the same as Ron Paul. Somehow, I have my doubts about that statement.
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