Posted on 02/02/2012 8:08:27 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ever notice there seems to be more people doing that lately?
Poor ole Gary, can’t even out “Sheen”, Charlie.
Unfortunately, there are many out there ready and willing to freely hand out all the attention they can if x will endorse their candidate; which only feeds this behavior. It’s just now February and I’m beyond ready for this election to be over, so maybe, just maybe, people will return to normal.
I missed it, fortunately.
How did S. Carolina end up with Jim DeMint, and him?
LOL - He definitely isn’t “winning” or drinking “Tiger blood”, but he was crazy before it was cool. This is one of my favorite YouTube videos, because you see how Gary’s mind works (or doesn’t). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6sG9M1IIL4
I have yet to figure that out. How does he keep getting re-elected?
Ignorance.
Has Greta changed since she was a flack for BJ Clinton during the impeachment? I won’t watch her.
I’m starting to think it’s nearly impossible to get an incumbent unseated unless he has a scandal immediately before the election/primary. There is are too many voters who are completely unable to think for themselves and just go “with the name they know”.
Moving from Kumbaya to spirituals
Nobody know the trouble...
I don’t watch often enough to actually know. I know a lot of people say she’s supportive of Sarah and Michele Bachmann. I’m not sure. The only reason I saw was my dad had it on.
Maybe part of her plastic surgery was to remove her lips from Clintoons rump?
No Al Green? Man. He’s falling behind. ;)
Happy Ground Hog Day n@! Phil saw his shadow, so six more weeks of Spring :)
Will Rush have a call in from The Donald? Will Rush talk about Fast and Furious; Solyndra; the Prayer Breakfast (Barry says Jesus would raise taxes on “the rich.”)??? Or will it be cryptic conversations with Mittens and some tea or tee talk thrown in?
Too much is being over looked for the sake of the primary.
I’ve had my fill of Trump.
Actually Trump endorsing on CNN is Punsatawney Phil in disguise. Being from Pennsylvania, the ground hog will endorse, Santorum, of course.
So Phil says we’re in for six more weeks of winter. Someone on another thread says he’s still waiting for the first six weeks.
I’m fine with the weather the way it is now.
LOL.
Can’t be. Punsatawney Phil has better hair.
And at least Phil’s is natural.
FOX News now:
Despite earlier reports that Trump planned on endorsing Gingrich, sources close to the Romney campaign confirmed the real estate mogul will back the former Massachusetts governor.
It’s not clear whether the endorsement can yield a bump for Romney. A Fox News poll last month suggested the reality TV star and businessman could do a candidate more harm than good.
In the poll, 27 percent said his endorsement would make them less likely to support a candidate. Only 10 percent said Trump’s support would make them more likely to vote for a candidate. For most people, the endorsement would make no difference.
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