Posted on 02/02/2012 8:08:27 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Roger that.
Me too! Co-worker complained today warm weather equals more stink bugs. A stink bug has never made me skid off a road...or hurt my back shoveling.
ElRushbo is on and...TEE TIME w/Trump!!!
There are more conspiracy theories over the Trump endorsement than there are at an Alex Jones/ Ron Paul meetup.
Trump should pi$$ them all off and come out for Santorum.
ROFL!!
Seriously, can you imagine a combined Alex Jones/Ron Paul convention? More tinfoil than at an Alcoa plant.
LOL.
Sheesh, does Romney have a conservative position? At all?
The Liar in chief siting the Bible verse for unto to whom much is given, much shall be required’ makes me sick.
He obviously doesn’t know the difference between “given” and “earned”.
He should apply that verse to himself and actually attempt to live up to his requirements, because never has so much been given to one person.
Barry and the Mrs., add in Prayer Breakfast and the term “G-d will not be mocked” comes to mind.
Since endorsements are all the rage now; I’ve reversed my prior disdain for Nooters and endorse him, or at least his campaign staff for this:
I’m in for a bit..thanks for the ping.
Dear Floridians,
Thanks for nuthin you fools!
Sincerely,
CSM
(Floridah Freepers excluded of course.)
Romney won’t kill the ‘good old boy’ golden-egg-laying goose & Trump loves that goose.
You have a point... :)
Romney and Trump=more hair care products present than a Walgreens warehouse.
I joined a bit late and caught the tale end of Rush talking about how “economic boy wonder” supported a link of minimum wage to inflation and that would drive auotmatic minimum wage increases.
Wow, what an “economic boy wonder!” There is nothing like automatically increasing a major component of inflation when inflation increases....idiot!
Couldn't help but chuckle.
Rush has rambled for the first half hour..now appears to be getting down to the business of ripping Mittens..unless I’m wrong which I often am. :-)
Listening to talk show radio for the past day and a half, I’m realizing that the target is Romnuts. They are all ripping him. :-)
Of course, Rush ripping Romney means that he is in the tank for Romney.
Or when unemployment is high.
You beat me to it...
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