Posted on 02/20/2012 5:05:18 PM PST by Sub-Driver
Mustache Group Announces Million Mustache March on D.C., Calls for Tax Break
On a windswept Presidents Day afternoon, Aaron Perlut unveiled what could be considered his magnum opus: a Million Mustache March set for April Fools Day.
Standing before a small crowd of supporters and tourists who, curious, had ambled toward the pro-mustache music blaring from his stage on the U.S. Capitols West Lawn, the American Mustache Institute chairman also rolled out the Stache Act, a bill that would provide a $250 tax credit to mustached Americans. Perlut touted the support of tax giant H&R Block, which really did agree to support the endeavor.
According to AMI science, weve increased mustache growth and thus good looks by 38 percent in this country. But those good looks came at a cost in the form of American-made facial grooming products such as beard and mustache trimmers, facial hair dyes, karate training devices, mayonnaise and dynamite. Indeed, those accoutrements are not free, Perlut said.
It is clear that mustache maintenance costs qualify and should be considered a deductible expense related to the production of income underneath Internal Revenue Service Code Section 212, and, hence, the Million Mustache March.
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Is that for men and women?
First I've heard of this genre.
How about a full beard, mustache, and ponytail. I’ve been told it saves the environment. I’m not sure how, but that’s what I’ve heard.
I want my hubby to go!
(april fool)
A not-unlike-me image:
http://mortarandpistol.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/redneck_gun_20100526_1984409262.jpg
Revealed here for the first time.
One of my kids made a Facebook page for my mustache....
I’m a-frayed the price of mustache wax has gotten prohibitive. This economy has really gotten ugly.
I tried claiming mine as a dependent on my tax return one year.
Doesn’t Obama have a really big “stash”?
I understand Obama may be there with one — I mean, I hear many supporters are clamoring to see more of his “stache”...
April 1st...good one! LOL
“...pro-mustache music...”
“First I’ve heard of this genre.”
I searched for examples, but the closest thing I could find was the famous bald liberation anthem “We Shall Overcomb”.
This sounds like a crappy event to meet chicks. Or put another way, it sounds like just about any predominantly democrat attended rally.
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