Posted on 03/06/2012 8:36:35 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yes, online, of course! (while in Connecticut)
I love listening to WMAL when we're in the DC area...
It would take two trips for her to haul ***.
Go Huskies!!! Glad that Coach Calhoun appears to be better, and not in pain anymore. :-)
No one’s going to dig into her personal life any time soon. Libs cover for eachother. They send 30 reporters to root through Sarah Palin’s garbage, but they don’t even bother to verify Sandra Fluke’s age.
I’m tired of hearing about her. I wish Sandra would just go Fluke herself.
BTW, were you listening to 104.7 last night? In lieu of Savage’s first 45 minutes, they replayed Rush’s monologue from yesterday.
when you are bowlegged and pidgeon toed like her that butt looks even bigger.....
Outstanding observation!
She suggested yesterday that folks go read Media Matters .... they had a ‘really good story’ .....
That reference alone tags her as a Major Lefty.
BTW, Fluck should hook up with Obama’s transgender nanny - they could do some campaign commercials together.
Will probably expect a bailout...
BiBi said last nite....if it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck ...what it is?
it’s a Fluckin Duck !!!!!!!!!
if she takes their advice, it would be cool if rush got levin to defend him in court - i’d pay to be a fly on the wall during discovery when levin deposed the slut
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk on Fluke!
My WalMart has a really good fresh produce dept.
The book, Nickle and Dimed in America—my one son had to read it for a dorm “thing”’in college (female RAs used it as a discussion topic) he couldn’t finish it. I read it...it is practically unreadable. She makes whining boring and redundant. It’s a best seller? McMillan made coin on that? Surely, we are in a ring of hell. Any post any of us have made is more ironic, more researched than that drivel.
The UConn March Madness games is ONE DIVERSION I look forward to every year!
Carbonite will not be the only one in the ‘former Rush advertisers’ rowboat, bailing for their lives ....
LOL - there’s nothing in your post to flame. But you may have swerved into something. What about all her feminine friends who have benefited from BC? But more importantly, what about all the men who are now grateful to God that they didn’t get her pregnant? Shouldn’t they be contacted as being supportive of BC also?
I usually don't watch Leno/Letterman/Kimmel, etc., but I check my cable on-screen guide every day just to see who the guests are. Last night's Moochelle episode was a rerun from a few weeks ago, but I'm pretty sure that Moochelle episode has been run / re-run at least three times so far. Hmmm....
NBC = Nothing But Commies
Someone told me Carbonite also donated heavy to DEMS. That would be enough for me to quit them! Also heard that there are other back ups that are cheaper and better than Carbonite.
UGH!!! I HATE APPLEBEES!!!
Applebees is the Walmart of restaurants!
LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, it is at yearly lows. But it hit it’s 52 week low last week. And it has been on a slide since fall. November was one of the largest drop in price times. It had another big drop in mid December through the first of the year.
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