““Todd Park has demonstrated a remarkable talent for enlisting innovative technologies to modernize government, reduce waste, and make government information more accessible to the public,” said President Obama in a statement. “In his new position he will bring those skills to the entire Federal enterprise, ensuring that government will serve all Americans fairly, effectively, and efficiently.””
“”“Todd Park has demonstrated a remarkable talent for DESTROYING innovative technologies to modernize government, INCREASE RED TAPE, and make government information more accessible to GEORGE SOROS,” said President Obama in a statement. “In his new position he will bring those skills to the entire Federal enterprise, ensuring that government will serve all LEFTIST BLACKS,AND MILITANT MUSLIM Americans fairly, effectively, and efficiently.””
There...........fixed it.
I forgot Bill Ayers....
Great re-write, exactly what I had been thinking!