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OBAMUNISM
You have two cows.
The president accuses you of having more than your fair share.
The government takes both cows and gives them to the 99%.
The 99% don’t know how to care for them so the cows starve to death.
Now no one has any cows.
The president says he has brought equality to the land.
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0bama has two cows.
The media reports every word he says and agrees that he is correct.
Personally, I’d revise Obama’s socialism to:
You have two cows; The State takes one and a half, and your half dies.
The State gives half a cow to someone who has no cow and it dies.
The State gives the remaining whole cow to your neighbor, who thinks to himself, “If the cow dies, the government will rob someone else and give me another.”
So he doesn’t take care of it and it dies.
Then The State goes broke, because no one wants to raise cows anymore, and the president blames all his problems on those nasty citizens who were hoarding their cows or refused any longer to raise cows for confiscation by The State.
Almost everyone dies from lack of milk; those temporarily left alive end up fighting over the remaining cows and die of their injuries.
America’s environmentalists, with their last gasp of breath, proclaim, “At last Mother Gaia is free of humans!”
America’s erstwhile forests burn to the ground as a result of lightning strikes, and all wildlife perishes in flames or for lack of fodder and shelter.
That’s about what it boils down to.
Me thinks your giving me a bum steer!! No Bull !!
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You have two cows.
The government takes one cow, sells it. It then takes the money to develop cows that eat only dirt, producing liquid gold for milk, and craps rainbows. Such an animal doesn't exist, so they tax your other cow to destroy and bury whatever mess they made.
You have two cows.
The government takes one cow, butchers it. It gives steak and ribs to your neighbor. You sell the milk from your other cow, and are only able to buy hot dogs. The government then vilifies you for owning a cow while your neighbor doesn't.
miniature cows:
http://www.miniaturebull.com/miniature_cows
http://www.minicattlecountry.com/page3.html
they’re easier to hide from the gubment ;)
How udderly clever.
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