Posted on 04/05/2012 8:09:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
this spans the island with about a mile of beach on each side of the island
Tokyo Rove.
I don’t know why he has any credibility any more.
ditto ditto ditto...I loathe the mary
Hey! My name is Mary!
ditto ditto ditto...I loathe the mary
Hey! My name is Mary!
I’m innocent..I did not CAPITALIZE the 1st letter
(whew )
Ok, steaming here now. Local radio station just played a news peice with Myth saying to his Mittbots “go out and get me Pennsylvania!!!”
Why does the image of the Wicked Witch of West and flying monkeys pop into my mind?!?
Myth’s cadence is as irritating as Obamney 1.0s
I can’t see Romney. Any one that pushed that HC and was silent all the while on Obama’s horrible business, job and HC debacles, while he had exp. in all of the above, and remained silent? Nope. It’s a set up. I guess we’re supposed to say, he’s great with business, it was his lib state... He’ll do the right thing in the WH. I’m not comfortable with anyone who was an inch close to this HC monstrousity. Same beast, different name.
I can’t shake that or forget. As soon as he gets the nod, all the costs and info will pop up; Why hasn’t it been out or anyone asked about how it’s working or costs/service changes?
Don’t get me wrong, I have to vote for the good of the country, I hate the lesser of two meme and the fact Romney feels he doesn’t have a lot to explain to the right re: his actions. It stinks.
I pray every day for Cheney to take Myth huntin.
I agree. So frustrated here. Listening to opening day baseball Pirates blow a scoring opportunity, I switched back to Rush to hear Rush laud Tokyo Rove and Myth talking on news break.
I quit. I’m done.
We need a photoshop of him wringing his hands, with “Surrender, Pennsylvania” written in smoke in the sky above.
Holy crap did you see that ball hang on the edge of the cup then fall?
Who’s pitching for the Pirates?
Bedard, scoreless in bottom of third. Walker had a fly out with men on base. Just want a winning season here. Just once, pretty please?
Same here, my nephew pitches for them.
missed it........dangit
I may have to seriously unplug til the 24th...my gut reaction to Myth’s voice was just like I feel when I hear Dear Leader.
I remember now (sort of !) discussing it with you before. Just a playoff run:).
Yah I remember that.
Did anyone hear the commercial for email from Reagan.com?
now Tiger is 3 shots from tiein the lead
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