Posted on 04/05/2012 8:09:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Texas is big enuf to pitch tent and make a stand !
Re Canada looking better....
I was just thinking that this morning.
I turn the sound down when he plays it. I love the real song so much that I’m afraid that listening to the parody will ruin the good version for me.
Like you don’t already know the answer to that?
FYI.......Toobin , while married,knocked up Ted Koppel’s daughter......to hide it Toobin wanted an abortion til Ted found out ‘bout it
That’s not a bad idea, but I’m in my mid 60s and don’t want to abandon my children and grandchildren to fight these b**tards alone. Besides, Canada has horrible health care and a socialist government, so I’m not sure that going there would solve anything.
He should’ve asked for Obama do it himself and include his his Harvard academic transcripts with any papers he’s penned on the constitution and law.
A paper examining ‘co-equal’ branches of government should be requested as well.
All commie dictators have past and present attacks on their constitutions and can’t wait to change them.
Split screen FR and Amen Corner.
Split screen FR and Amen Corner.
Actually Costa Rica is building a drum beat for ex patriots.
Health care is an immediate issue for some of us, so Canada would not be an option. J/Kg
I'm already pretty well forted up in Montana. (BTW, some have claimed that if Montana got pounded out as flat as Texas, we'd cover up everything down to Mexico City....)
Yeah, we’re going to get Barabbas “Maverick” Romney, ‘just in over his head’, great...
ditto.....looks like a great day there too
smart...the Muslim Brotherhood hates extreme cold....
Anderson Cooper was at the nail salon?
Getting French tips, no doubt.
just yuck.
Maybe the DOJ should investigate the media for false reporting/editing making it LOOK like a racial case; That’s the crime. Let Holder ‘over step’ bounds with speech then maybe they’ll get Obama vs. the other two branches.
The orders to doctor all this came from on high; Exploit anything to get eyes off me and stir chaos. Just like one of the Mata Hines leaked to him from the Supreme Court, hence the stupid, uneducated in law statement from Obie.
Check the phone records, even though others will be thrown under the bus. They’d know to watch themselves a little more.
Well, we don’t want ‘em to not feel welcome, so I guess the old Jarhead down the road and I will have to warm things up for ‘em.
...Just for the student of military history, we’re only a hundred miles or so from Little Big Horn, and Sitting Bull never saw a WinMag. (Real grim little smile.....)
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