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Posted on 04/16/2012 8:12:59 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Happy Monday.
Hope you enjoy your vacation.
Wishing I were still on vacation, and recovering from my first ever gallbladder attack (I thought I was dying) pings. . .
Best wishes to you. I haven’t had one yet, but I’m sure it’ll get here eventually.
I’m probably in the minority of people who absolutely adores my in-laws. We spent some time in Williamsburg, VA - it is amazing! I hadn’t been in such a long time.
Ooops! I meant “enjoyed.”
Oh, dear; did you have surgery? I hope you’re feeling better now.
Thanks. I hope this is my last. Not a fan of the bland diet; but I would rather never eat than ever feel that pain again.
Mrs. Springman and I went back in 99. Had a great time until hurricane Floyd hit. I’ll take blizzards over a hurricane any time.
Any shoot themselves in the foot conspiracy kook Stasi out there?
No surgery; I didn’t want to even think about something like that that far from home. Have to follow up with my local doctor. Ugh.
Done on a Friday night after the pressers went home.
The oil companies and the states will try and block this illegal move. Will end up with the supremes.
Williamsburg VA, land of waffle restaurants, hehehe, we tricked Clint Jr,
when he was in 8th grade, that we were going to the Jefferson museums when
we were really taking him to Busch Gardens LOL! Sorry, we were cruel parents that way.
Ditto for me workin’ and lurkin’.
So sorry to hear about what you just went through with that gall bladder attack! bttt
Mom had to have her’s removed in the emergency room. The pain was horrible. Are you sure it’s not related to your weight loss?
FR has lost its mind dittos.
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