Posted on 04/17/2012 8:19:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I fear Beckel will have an on-air stroke someday.
The tea is delicious!
My Differential Equations professor worked for one $1 a year, he invented some part on one of the Apollo rockets. To think about all the things invented, like the calculator, from the NASA program that will not be invented anymore is devastating.
AMEN RUSH!! Our current society thinks NOTHING about what it takes to accomplish such feats such as sticking THE SHUTTLE on the back of a 747! We COULD do the same thing today, but thanks to all of the Goverment Regs, probably would not be able to do this. Try taking off with ELECTRIC POWER and do this!!!!!!
You’re famous!!
Thought he might bring it up...
“bob beckel drops the f bomb live on hannity”
Exactly why Hannity has him on. They have a delay and could have bleepted it but Hannity is just trying to gin up pubicity for his show. Check the ratings, his show is sinking fast just like all these cable news shows. Hannity is such an airhead, just like Blitzer and John King.
batteries won’t even start the engines on that plane
Won’t Fox be fined for it?
LMAO! That's exactly what I tell the Libtards when they whine about my Suburban! Try pulling my duck boat through the Appellations with your Prius...
Windmills and pond scum to the rescue!!!
i heard the dallas radio station saying that they THINK there will be enough power this summer and they PROBABLY won't need to do rolling blackouts again
unless it is a hot summer
batteries won’t start Jane Fonda either
ABC Exclusive: Secret Service Bragged About Protecting Obama While Partying At Colombian Brothel
"The officials spent the night throwing back expensive whiskey and enlisting the services of the club’s prostitutes, according to a bouncer at the club and a police source. Sources tell ABC News several of the men agreed to pay for, and received, services from the “highest category” prostitutes available at the club, who charge upwards of $200.
The men paid for the sexual services in advance but when it came time to settle the bill, there was a dispute over the charges.
The group became belligerent and the police were called. The argument between the officials and the bouncers from the club escalated and ultimately spilled onto the street, according to several eye witness accounts."
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/04/exclusive-secret-service-bragged-about-protecting-obama-while-partying-at-colombian-brothel/
See Post #56. Major media spin damage control going on now.
Just put a Bluetooth receiver in my truck. It’s fantastic, even it’s with my wussy 3G.
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