LOL. My husband majored in Philosophy too. When we married he eventually tired of working in the mill and went to law school, which vastly improved his earning potential.
There’s a saying in law school, “What was your first choice?”
I got out and started my own business (retail). That didn’t work out so I got a gig as a prison warden. Now I’m working in radiation effects testing.
With a Phil degree, you can pretty much BS your way into anyting.
A friend of mine got his PhD in philosophy. He ended living in a hovel in Harlem and driving a cab, with a side job as a lexicographer. Eventually, when he grew tired of that lifestyle and was pushing forty, he went to Columbia Law School. These days, he's quite affluent.