[Nachum]

The jokes here write themselves....

[freekitty]

He’s never seen a porn and he watches in a coffee shop?

[Hugin]

I guess watching porn really can ruin your marriage.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

An oldie but goody along similar lines mirrored from a long time ago;

http://www.2dorks.com/junk/ebay-computerad.html

[NYCslicker]

The moral of this story is: Everyone should look at porn more often, and if you don’t your wife will leave you.

Makes sense to me.

[MasterGunner01]

Mr. Ramadan, who was porn surfing, discovered he was supposed to be having sex with his wife (as demonstrated by a not so ex-boyfriend). Ramadan thought he was to be making love to boys, adolescent men, sheep, goats, and camels.

When questioned, Mr. Ramadan said he was dumbfounded and confused because his Imam had told him copulation with females was contrary to the word of Allah. The Imam then kissed him and gave him a pat on his buttock.

[Vendome]

Deep throat is revealed ...

[mitch5501]

cough...cough

[Candor7]

Never marry a porn star until she loves you.

Or,

Who put the dit in the dit-ta-dit-ta-dit,
Who put the Ram in the Ramadan-a- Ding-Dong?

At least he managed to get enough hits in the mess of things to create 4 children. Not bad Ram!

Now he has to take a number?

[almost done by half]

Hi Honey, what's new?

[Venturer]

She should meet my son’s ex wife. Thy would get along fabulously.

[R. Scott]

That’ll teach him to watch porn!

[Optimus Prime]

If he had any sense he would’ve claimed that one of his friends found the pornos and showed them to him.

[Lazamataz]

She told Ramadan that despite their almost two-decade-long marriage, and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him. That’s right, Ramadan had been had. Joke was on him.

Well, at least he can get out now, before he wastes the third decade.

[varyouga]

Why do women agree to marry a man they never loved and have no feelings for? It seems to happen all the time.

I could never see a man doing the same. Is it because many women try to change a man and then give up once they can’t?

[MaxMax]

She told Ramadan that despite their almost two-decade-long marriage,
and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him.

My ex told me that she faked it every night, to try and hurt me.
My replay was, I didn't, and it was her loss.

[GOPJ]

I’ll bet she’s a democrat...

[Revolting cat!]

A man loses his job, runs out of his 99 week unemployment compensation,
still unemployed, bills piling up, his wife then decides to go to work. As a prostitute.

She leaves the first day, he stays home cooking and cleaning.

She returns in the evening, husbands greets her, “How did it go?”

“Fine, she says, I made $58.10 today!”

“$58.10?! Who gave you the ten cents?”

She replies, “Everyone!”