As a freshman cadet at a military academy, we were required to read the newspaper every day and inform the mess of what was going on in the world. Naturally we didn’t have newspapers readily available or time to go to the library to read one. So we got real good at coming up with somewhat plausible and interesting news stories. I didn’t realize at the time I was being trained to be a Presidential Spokesperson.
>>I didn’t realize at the time I was being trained to be a Presidential Spokesperson.<<
LOL — picked that up on second read :)