Posted on 04/24/2012 8:24:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
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Starting to go into withdrawal...I hope he’s back!
I hope Rush starts out today by apologizing for the terrible shows Mark Davis and Mary Matlin did. They were awful.
Agreed. Davis in Manhattan surprisingly sub-par.
until I'm not...
I hope Rush is back today.
I agree. Every time I see or hear Mary Matalin I can’t help but wonder how on earth she can be married to Serpent head. It puts into question her judgement.
Thank God we don’t have to listen to the shrew again!! Although I didn’t listen. I turned the dial.
I agree with all posters.
RUSH owes his listeners an apology. The 5 minutes of yesterday’s show that I could listen to were awful. For that matter, most of RUSH’s subs are terrible.
The only one I stay tuned in for is Mark Stein.
RUSH needs to refill the bench. Look into Jeff Kuhner. He is great when I’ve heard him sub for other hosts or as a guest
I’d like Howe Carr to sub. He’s not a conservative intellectual, but he’s very entertaining.
Rush
Mark Levin
Mark Steyn
You mean the one who sucks up to Michael Savage and pronounces an “ing” ending on a word as “ink”?
Shoot, after 42 years I'm still trying to figure out why Grandma picked ME.
Some things you just gotta accept......just like the people your kids married and their relatives get dragged into the deal.
¡Estoy aquí!
el Rushbo owes us either a bed or a bottle......good Lord Mary sucked ditchwater
Mary was virtuous!
ever notice there is never a NOW nag doin a Weight Watchers commercial
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