Posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:08 AM PDT by Lorianne
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
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That was the subject of Kohmeni’s dissertation. If I remember correctly, the answer is no—you need to sell it to the next village over.
Since ribald limericks are the order of the day...
A crusty old Arab named Abdul
Was known to be nobody’s fool
When his wife died
For six hour he tried
Like the devil to wear out his tool!
Well, men do often complain about their wife being a little frigid....
Bound to have “Grave” consequences esp if the wife is not yours.
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Despite the new law, the dead Egyptian wives still won’t move, they had been playing dead before their actual death anyway, so they reckon a Muslim husband deserves a final attempt at genuine bonding??
Very twisted it seems, at first glance.
She’s probably pinin’ for the Great Pyramid...
Add Bill Crystal to that list of idiots.
Like Alice Kooper says, “I love the dead before they are cold”.
Yeuck,...
Technically, I think his ruling was that they should stop having sex with their wife when she smells worse than a goat.
Seriously, given the primitive nature of these people, wives probably just lie there acting like corpses, anyway, hoping that guy finishes quickly and leaves her alone.
Has anybody interviewed any of the sweet young things the networks were interviewing during the Arab Spring demonstrations? They were all manning the barricades overthrowing the evil Mubarack regime the gain better rights for women. Every station went out of their way to find the attractive, articulate female protester to show how women were leading the movement for change in Egypt. Just like here they are getting change, but not the kind they expected.
Does the six hour rule still apply if she’s dead because you honor killed her?
I think this is an extension of the Viagra rule. If you are having sex for over six hours after your spouse has died call your doctor.
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Egyptian Swingers = Inviting friends over for a cold one.
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