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Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death
Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

Posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:08 AM PDT by Lorianne

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

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TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: arabspring; egypt; egyptmb; homosexualagenda; islam; islamicimperialism; islamiclaw; mohammedanism; moralabsolutes; muslimbrotherhood; napl; necrophilia; obama; sexcult
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To: McGruff

In the past your right, but now, he may be cool with it, but that’s all right since he is also dead.


51 posted on 04/26/2012 8:08:10 AM PDT by gusty
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To: Tax-chick
Is this a “Bring out your dead” article?

No, that list is reserved for pandemics and potential pandemics.

52 posted on 04/26/2012 8:08:38 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1192 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......

How can you tell the difference between a dead Egyptian wife and one that is still alive?

The dead wife gets more respect.
The dead wife does not feel it when she is beaten.
The dead wife is as cold hearted as her husband.

53 posted on 04/26/2012 8:09:41 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: Jim from C-Town

Is that with or without their barquas?


54 posted on 04/26/2012 8:10:41 AM PDT by jayrunner
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

That reminds me of something I saw several months ago regarding an Iranian cleric addressing whether one could eat an animal one had sex with...


55 posted on 04/26/2012 8:12:18 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: corlorde
Wait, there could be a lucrative moneymaking venture here.


56 posted on 04/26/2012 8:13:00 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

There was an old widower, Doyle,
Who wrapped up his wife in tin foil.
..He thought it would please her
..To stay in the freezer
And anyway, outside she’d spoil.


57 posted on 04/26/2012 8:14:12 AM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: Lorianne

Egyptian husband doesn’t necessarily mean they have to be the husband of the dead wife.

How can you tell it’s an Egyptian wife’s funeral. All the men have their pants around their knees.


58 posted on 04/26/2012 8:14:42 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Lorianne; windcliff; stylecouncilor

New STD from this - Stiffilis?


59 posted on 04/26/2012 8:15:04 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Edgar3
A death cult set up by the dark lord himself.

A death cult encouraged by the DORK LORD himself.


60 posted on 04/26/2012 8:16:39 AM PDT by Iron Munro (If Repub's paid as much attention to Rush Limbaugh as the Dem's do, we wouldn't be in this mess)
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To: Lorianne
Please,please,PLEASE....SOMEBODY please tell me that this is a joke!!! I'm beggin’ ya!
61 posted on 04/26/2012 8:16:46 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Unlike Mrs Obama,I've Been Proud Of This Country My *Entire* Life!)
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To: Lorianne

Burquas not barquas.

Sorry for the misspelling.

I was laughing too hard!


62 posted on 04/26/2012 8:17:31 AM PDT by jayrunner
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To: Lorianne

De Rigeur Mortis?...............


63 posted on 04/26/2012 8:18:00 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: no dems

The meer absurdity of the topic is enough to make you do a headshake...


64 posted on 04/26/2012 8:18:20 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Jim from C-Town

It is all very scientific. In warm climates it take the human body six hours to go cold.

The law was set at 6 hours because the Egyptian leaders were too grossed out by someone having sex with dead body that is cold.


65 posted on 04/26/2012 8:18:33 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: I Drive Too Fast

Stiffilis...

+1


66 posted on 04/26/2012 8:19:31 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
What is the statutory time limit regarding sex with dead goats?

Anywhere up to 30 days I think.But in summer it's 15 days.

67 posted on 04/26/2012 8:19:37 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Unlike Mrs Obama,I've Been Proud Of This Country My *Entire* Life!)
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To: Lorianne

I guess this song will now be popular in Egypt:

Alice Cooper, “I love the Dead”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYM7cxxm2i0


68 posted on 04/26/2012 8:20:10 AM PDT by A. Patriot (Have we lost our Republic? Do the majority of Americans care?)
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To: Lorianne

So where are the liberal asshats who were cheering the “democratic Arab Spring”? They still cheering?


69 posted on 04/26/2012 8:20:41 AM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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To: Red Badger

Dead Muzzie Wife Skit
She’s not dead, no no.
She’s just restin’ ...


70 posted on 04/26/2012 8:21:02 AM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: I Drive Too Fast

Just wow.


71 posted on 04/26/2012 8:21:26 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Lorianne

“So I land at Cairo’s airport, get a taxi, slip the driver a $20 and told him to take me to where I can find some action, he grins and says ‘my wife just died, I’ll take you to the funeral home!”


72 posted on 04/26/2012 8:21:44 AM PDT by mkjessup (Finley Peter Dunne- "Politics ain't beanbag")
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To: Lorianne
I think we should give them another billion and a half of our taxpayer dollars.

Who knows what other good ideas that will prompt them to come up with?

73 posted on 04/26/2012 8:22:16 AM PDT by Gritty (Show me what Mohammed brought new, and you find things only evil and inhuman-Manuel II Palaeologus)
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To: Lorianne

Methinks we have identified a “religion” more creepy than scientology...although I must admit that the scientology believers still take the cake for being the most idiotic.


74 posted on 04/26/2012 8:23:17 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: tumblindice

What about wives with dead husbands?

How long does Rigor Mortis last?..............


75 posted on 04/26/2012 8:23:47 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Lorianne
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives

Shouldn't that be widowers?

76 posted on 04/26/2012 8:23:47 AM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: I Drive Too Fast

LMAO!


77 posted on 04/26/2012 8:25:31 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Lorianne

The wives response to these pigs(my apology to pigs) after death is probably pretty close to when they were alive.

I suppose live goats aren’t always on hand.


78 posted on 04/26/2012 8:27:10 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Lorianne

Bipedal animals, sub-human, nothing more.


79 posted on 04/26/2012 8:27:58 AM PDT by tomkat (para bellum)
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To: Lorianne
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

Sam Kinison spoke about something like that...can't find it on YouTube, though.

80 posted on 04/26/2012 8:28:56 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: I Drive Too Fast

They have to assault the corpse before their own “vigor mortis” sets in. LOL


81 posted on 04/26/2012 8:29:22 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Lorianne

But, live camels are so much ...warmer.


82 posted on 04/26/2012 8:29:59 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Lorianne

Six hours?
How long is it before Rigor Mortis sets in?
Is it six hours?


83 posted on 04/26/2012 8:30:19 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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To: Lorianne

and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

So Obama is out saying that education is critically important. But apparently it isn’t for women since these are the very guys Obama is literally covering with boatloads of our tax dollars. and the screech from NOW is....nonexistant. That pretty much defines what is principle-based and what is purely vacuous lib gesturing.


84 posted on 04/26/2012 8:30:31 AM PDT by rod1 (CTLY)
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To: Lorianne
No religion is superior to any other "religion."

Honest.

85 posted on 04/26/2012 8:31:22 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: Lorianne

Alahkmad likes to relax and have a cold one after a hard days work?


86 posted on 04/26/2012 8:31:48 AM PDT by CrappieLuck
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To: Red Badger

My doctor had a broken Viagra clock in his lobby: It was always noon or midnight.
So I’m guessing, indefinitely. A woman’s dream: She stands us up in a corner, we make no messes, an occasional dusting and we make a nice hat rack or umbrella hook.


87 posted on 04/26/2012 8:33:35 AM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

After six hours, the body would be cold, hard, and, of course, inanimate. Having sex at that time would be the crime of statue-tory rape.


88 posted on 04/26/2012 8:34:12 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (No, Mr. Obama--Marbury vs. Madison was not an NCAA first round matchup.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

A “religion” is man’s way of doing enough of the right things to appease God.

Christianity isn’t a religion.


89 posted on 04/26/2012 8:34:48 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Lorianne
I'm beginning to understand why Muslims insist their dead be buried within 24 hours.

Otherwise, there is simply too much temptation lying around...

90 posted on 04/26/2012 8:36:52 AM PDT by Gritty (If you want to understand the nature of Islam, visualize a tapestry of snakes - Brigitte Gabriel)
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To: Lorianne

I don’t tend to think much of muslims, but I have a hard time believing this is something even they would want to do. Talk about sick.

What about women when the man dies. Her usually becomes pretty stiff then.


92 posted on 04/26/2012 8:38:45 AM PDT by LevinFan
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To: Lorianne
At least they wont have to beat the dead wives for complaining & being disrespectful.
93 posted on 04/26/2012 8:39:22 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: LevinFan
What about women when the man dies. Her usually becomes pretty stiff then.

What was that last line Mick Jagger sings in "Start Me Up"?

94 posted on 04/26/2012 8:42:23 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: Lorianne
And the Democrats are saying Republicans are waging a war against women?

I wonder what the Dem's and Feminists think about Egypt and Islam's treatment of women...... I know, I know, they think it is wonderful.

Go figure?

95 posted on 04/26/2012 8:42:55 AM PDT by Robert357 (D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Opens up more cans of worms -

What if an interloper rapes the deceased and is caught in the act?

Does this make her now impure for the husband?

Is there a higher penalty because she is married?
Which head gets severed?

Can he buy off the living offended party with ‘blood money’ equivalent and save his hide?

What if he has more than one wife?

Who gets him first?

Does he have to be rewashed after each use?


96 posted on 04/26/2012 8:44:25 AM PDT by Surrounded_too
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To: Lorianne

Funny comment.


97 posted on 04/26/2012 8:45:32 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: moovova

However from CSI we learn that the decline in body temperature after death is fairly linear.

The rate is - 1.5 f/hr.

Therefore, 1.5 * 6hrs = 9F or 98.6 - 9 = 89.6 F

While the camel is in fact warmer at the lower end of it’s variable range at 93F the 6 hour dead corpse is not exactly cold and not that much cooler.

It would be considerably cooler than the normal 102 F temperature of a goat however.

(it’s a slow day here)


98 posted on 04/26/2012 8:47:49 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ..... Crucifixion is coming)
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To: Lorianne

“What? I haven’t had one complain yet.”


99 posted on 04/26/2012 8:50:14 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: Lorianne
Thank goodness that we sent them money to overthrow the everything bad and institute the good.

I'll never buy Egyptian cotton again.

100 posted on 04/26/2012 8:50:21 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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