Posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:08 AM PDT by Lorianne
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
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They have to assault the corpse before their own “vigor mortis” sets in. LOL
But, live camels are so much ...warmer.
Six hours?
How long is it before Rigor Mortis sets in?
Is it six hours?
and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.
So Obama is out saying that education is critically important. But apparently it isn’t for women since these are the very guys Obama is literally covering with boatloads of our tax dollars. and the screech from NOW is....nonexistant. That pretty much defines what is principle-based and what is purely vacuous lib gesturing.
Honest.
Alahkmad likes to relax and have a cold one after a hard days work?
My doctor had a broken Viagra clock in his lobby: It was always noon or midnight.
So I’m guessing, indefinitely. A woman’s dream: She stands us up in a corner, we make no messes, an occasional dusting and we make a nice hat rack or umbrella hook.
After six hours, the body would be cold, hard, and, of course, inanimate. Having sex at that time would be the crime of statue-tory rape.
A “religion” is man’s way of doing enough of the right things to appease God.
Christianity isn’t a religion.
Otherwise, there is simply too much temptation lying around...
I don’t tend to think much of muslims, but I have a hard time believing this is something even they would want to do. Talk about sick.
What about women when the man dies. Her usually becomes pretty stiff then.
What was that last line Mick Jagger sings in "Start Me Up"?
I wonder what the Dem's and Feminists think about Egypt and Islam's treatment of women...... I know, I know, they think it is wonderful.
Go figure?
Opens up more cans of worms -
What if an interloper rapes the deceased and is caught in the act?
Does this make her now impure for the husband?
Is there a higher penalty because she is married?
Which head gets severed?
Can he buy off the living offended party with ‘blood money’ equivalent and save his hide?
What if he has more than one wife?
Who gets him first?
Does he have to be rewashed after each use?
However from CSI we learn that the decline in body temperature after death is fairly linear.
The rate is - 1.5 f/hr.
Therefore, 1.5 * 6hrs = 9F or 98.6 - 9 = 89.6 F
While the camel is in fact warmer at the lower end of it’s variable range at 93F the 6 hour dead corpse is not exactly cold and not that much cooler.
It would be considerably cooler than the normal 102 F temperature of a goat however.
(it’s a slow day here)
“What? I haven’t had one complain yet.”
I'll never buy Egyptian cotton again.
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