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Good to see they are tackling the important issues.
1 posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:13 AM PDT by Lorianne
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“So I land at Cairo’s airport, get a taxi, slip the driver a $20 and told him to take me to where I can find some action, he grins and says ‘my wife just died, I’ll take you to the funeral home!”


72 posted on 04/26/2012 8:21:44 AM PDT by mkjessup (Finley Peter Dunne- "Politics ain't beanbag")
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I think we should give them another billion and a half of our taxpayer dollars.

Who knows what other good ideas that will prompt them to come up with?

73 posted on 04/26/2012 8:22:16 AM PDT by Gritty (Show me what Mohammed brought new, and you find things only evil and inhuman-Manuel II Palaeologus)
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Methinks we have identified a “religion” more creepy than scientology...although I must admit that the scientology believers still take the cake for being the most idiotic.


74 posted on 04/26/2012 8:23:17 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives

Shouldn't that be widowers?

76 posted on 04/26/2012 8:23:47 AM PDT by Sherman Logan
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The wives response to these pigs(my apology to pigs) after death is probably pretty close to when they were alive.

I suppose live goats aren’t always on hand.


78 posted on 04/26/2012 8:27:10 AM PDT by dforest
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Bipedal animals, sub-human, nothing more.


79 posted on 04/26/2012 8:27:58 AM PDT by tomkat (para bellum)
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Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

Sam Kinison spoke about something like that...can't find it on YouTube, though.

80 posted on 04/26/2012 8:28:56 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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But, live camels are so much ...warmer.


82 posted on 04/26/2012 8:29:59 AM PDT by moovova
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Six hours?
How long is it before Rigor Mortis sets in?
Is it six hours?


83 posted on 04/26/2012 8:30:19 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

So Obama is out saying that education is critically important. But apparently it isn’t for women since these are the very guys Obama is literally covering with boatloads of our tax dollars. and the screech from NOW is....nonexistant. That pretty much defines what is principle-based and what is purely vacuous lib gesturing.


84 posted on 04/26/2012 8:30:31 AM PDT by rod1 (CTLY)
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No religion is superior to any other "religion."

Honest.

85 posted on 04/26/2012 8:31:22 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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Alahkmad likes to relax and have a cold one after a hard days work?


86 posted on 04/26/2012 8:31:48 AM PDT by CrappieLuck
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I'm beginning to understand why Muslims insist their dead be buried within 24 hours.

Otherwise, there is simply too much temptation lying around...

90 posted on 04/26/2012 8:36:52 AM PDT by Gritty (If you want to understand the nature of Islam, visualize a tapestry of snakes - Brigitte Gabriel)
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I don’t tend to think much of muslims, but I have a hard time believing this is something even they would want to do. Talk about sick.

What about women when the man dies. Her usually becomes pretty stiff then.


92 posted on 04/26/2012 8:38:45 AM PDT by LevinFan
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At least they wont have to beat the dead wives for complaining & being disrespectful.
93 posted on 04/26/2012 8:39:22 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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And the Democrats are saying Republicans are waging a war against women?

I wonder what the Dem's and Feminists think about Egypt and Islam's treatment of women...... I know, I know, they think it is wonderful.

Go figure?

95 posted on 04/26/2012 8:42:55 AM PDT by Robert357 (D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
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“What? I haven’t had one complain yet.”


99 posted on 04/26/2012 8:50:14 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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Thank goodness that we sent them money to overthrow the everything bad and institute the good.

I'll never buy Egyptian cotton again.

100 posted on 04/26/2012 8:50:21 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Two and a Half Men. Alan learns Charlie stole away a girl he liked in high school. He decides to get revenge by stealing Charlie’s French girlfriend Gabrielle (Justine Eyre), but things don’t really work out like he planned. Wearing a nighty she’s reclines on the bed no moving, hands by the side and says something like, “Have your way with me.”


101 posted on 04/26/2012 8:55:46 AM PDT by Portcall24
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Muslim version of the 5 second rule.


102 posted on 04/26/2012 8:57:06 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Romney just makes me tired all over.)
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