Outrage As Egypt Plans 'Farewell Intercourse Law' (Legal Necrophilia)

Mail Online ^ | 26 April 2012 | Lee Moran

[edpc]

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

[dblshot]

Farouk, Thank you so much for the flowers my sweet, but the florist sent a funeral bouquet by mistake.

[b4its2late]

Good luck on making it stand after death, unless of course you grab a couple Popsicle sticks and twist ties, and allow rigamortis to set in.. Then maybe.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Why of course... dis Mohammed and you will lose 10 pounds of ugly fat in a hurry, from the neck up

[GreatRoad]

Will Obama ‘s new Atrocity czar, Ms Powers , weigh in on this? Or does she think it’s a good idea?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

The biggest question pending here: Would Laz ‘hit it’? ;-)

[Buckeye McFrog]

I love my wife dearly, but.....uhhhh......no thanks

[Izzy Dunne]

So, is the "six hours" an increase or decrease in the currently-allowed time?

What is the limit now?

Is it six minutes, or six months?

[chiller]

Why am I falling out of my chair in laughter ? ....over such a sickly perverted story.

This makes for good campaign fodder, imho.

[Lazamataz]

What about if the bereaved husband is the one who killed her?

You get three bonus hours.

[dblshot]

Rinnggggg
Cairo Funeral Parlor, reservations how may we assist you?
Uh yes, Is your post-bridal suite available?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

*chuckle*

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LMAO

[Wyatt's Torch]

Would opposing this be considered Islamophobic? I’m just trying to understand the rules...

[Cowgirl of Justice]

This has got to be the result of centuries of inbreeding.

They are sub-human.

[dagogo redux]

But, but . . . . I thought sex with wives/women was only for procreation (not likely after death), and that boys and goats were the preferred modality for enjoyment.

My mind also wanders dangerously close to wondering whether or not, you know, for personal reasons . . . like, I mean, our President . . . thinking of his wife . . . and, uh, having issued many edicts via Executive Orders . . . you know . . .

[sphinx]

How did they get to this point? I don’t know. Was this a practice of Mad Mo’s?

[VanDeKoik]

Muzzies like em from barely out of diapers until after they’ve assumed room temp.

But by all mean still keep telling us how the Jews are the real problem.

[onedoug]

Necrophiles and pedophiles. islam and muslims. Systemized. How does CAIR dismiss this? Anyone having anything to do with this vile system of thought should be shunned at the very least.

[AmusedBystander]

“You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mummy” —Bill Clinton, looking at “Juanita,” a newly discovered Incan mummy on display at the National Geographic museum

[Izzy Dunne]

I love my wife dearly, but.....

It's not about love.

I'm guessing you know that.