To: Slings and Arrows
He was a brave man who first baptized a kitten.
But not as brave as the man who first circumcised one.
[doffs hat and bows head]
34 posted on
04/29/2012 10:56:03 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: RichInOC
It’s tough being an early adopter.
39 posted on
04/29/2012 11:13:19 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: RichInOC
But not as brave as the man who first circumcised one. That's been a running joke with me for 20 years or more. I went to work one day and someone noticed my hands were all scratched up (I had been working cleaning up hedges in the yard)) and asked me what happened to my hands?
I told them I was circumcising my cat. Everybody just looked at me weird and I never told them any different.
42 posted on
04/29/2012 11:32:21 AM PDT by
packrat35
(When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
To: RichInOC
Late to the thread as usual, but...
consider yourself *highly* commended, sir!
(Brilliant, even by FR's stratospheric standards.)
Cheers!
70 posted on
05/29/2012 5:59:29 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
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