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BMW Customer Sues After Motorcycle Causes Persistent Erection
msn.now ^ | 29 April 2012

Posted on 04/29/2012 2:25:34 PM PDT by zeestephen

The rider claims that BMW's custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism which has made him unable to engage in sexual activity to this day.

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1 posted on 04/29/2012 2:25:43 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen

What’s ironic is, he probably bought the thing, to excite ladies.


2 posted on 04/29/2012 2:27:25 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (Obama ate his own dog as a child in Indonesia??)
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To: zeestephen

These things go in cycles.


3 posted on 04/29/2012 2:28:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Born to be wild.)
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To: zeestephen

So, otherwise the bike wasn’t a let down.
?


4 posted on 04/29/2012 2:32:20 PM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: Charles Henrickson
should have taken a cold shower. :-P

5 posted on 04/29/2012 2:32:42 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me $h!t, w!th d!fferent fl!e$". :^)
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To: Salamander

uh...


6 posted on 04/29/2012 2:33:06 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: zeestephen

Priapism and erectile dysfunction seem like contradictory terms.


7 posted on 04/29/2012 2:33:36 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Charles Henrickson

He needs to find an Iron Butt rider.


8 posted on 04/29/2012 2:34:05 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: zeestephen

Screw it. Let’s Ride. Never had a similar problem on my Harley.


9 posted on 04/29/2012 2:36:10 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: zeestephen

Oh, boy, this is going to be a stimulating thread...


10 posted on 04/29/2012 2:36:39 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: Rebelbase
Re: “Priapism and erectile dysfunction seem like contradictory terms.”

Well, they are at opposite ends of the pole, so to speak.

11 posted on 04/29/2012 2:37:51 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen
So having an erection prevents him from having sex?? What's wrong with this picture?
12 posted on 04/29/2012 2:41:34 PM PDT by Bob
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To: zeestephen

Some folks are never happy.


13 posted on 04/29/2012 2:44:20 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: zeestephen

Is that a BMW you are riding or are you just happy to see me?


14 posted on 04/29/2012 2:48:02 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: zeestephen

I bet his first thoughts were “I love this bike!”


15 posted on 04/29/2012 2:48:23 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: sockmonkey
All these replies sort of remind me of the Sneezing joke in the same vein:

"What do you take for it?", asked the woman passenger next to him. "Pepper.", he replied.

16 posted on 04/29/2012 2:48:34 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: zeestephen
on which he sat for a total of four hours

LOL naturally.
17 posted on 04/29/2012 2:50:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: null and void

Wonder if he has sickle cell anemia. Would be interesting to know if he is afro american.


18 posted on 04/29/2012 2:50:23 PM PDT by The Old Commander (Where is Madam dufarge when we need her?)
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To: zeestephen

I’m not touching this post with a ten foot pole.


19 posted on 04/29/2012 2:52:21 PM PDT by SuzyQue
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To: zeestephen

Geez....what would have happened if he rode a Harley?


20 posted on 04/29/2012 2:52:32 PM PDT by Kinder Gentler Machinegun Hand
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To: Charles Henrickson

What do you expect? The BMW uses a shaft drive.


21 posted on 04/29/2012 2:53:09 PM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: zeestephen

Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.


22 posted on 04/29/2012 2:53:33 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: zeestephen

How does his girlfriend feel about it?


23 posted on 04/29/2012 2:54:22 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Real men are not threatened by strong women." -- Sarah Palin)
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To: SuzyQue
I’m not touching this post with a ten foot pole.

I'm not touching the dude's bike with a ten foot pole.

24 posted on 04/29/2012 2:54:45 PM PDT by John123 (US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
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To: Kinder Gentler Machinegun Hand

I don’t like BMWs. They’re hard on gas.


25 posted on 04/29/2012 2:54:51 PM PDT by beelzepug ("Blind obedience to arbitrary rules is a sign of mental illness")
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To: SuzyQue

“I’m not touching this post with a ten foot pole.”

Now that, my friend is not only funny, but woody.. I mean witty to boot!


26 posted on 04/29/2012 2:56:33 PM PDT by Kratos
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To: SuzyQue

Bill Clinton is at his local BMW bike dealer as we speak.


27 posted on 04/29/2012 2:59:27 PM PDT by donhunt (Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
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To: Kratos

:)


28 posted on 04/29/2012 3:01:08 PM PDT by SuzyQue
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To: zeestephen

Clever tactic by BMW’s ad agency. They must see a untapped market for older guys to buy their motorcycles.


29 posted on 04/29/2012 3:02:26 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (We are the 53%. 47% of Americans pay no taxes; end the free ride...)
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To: zeestephen
Doc, my bike gives me a woody...and splinters.

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30 posted on 04/29/2012 3:02:49 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: zeestephen

I wooden think four hours of riding hard wood do that.


31 posted on 04/29/2012 3:04:52 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: zeestephen

My 71 Norton gave me hard-ons, but I never thought about suing anyone.


32 posted on 04/29/2012 3:06:29 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: zeestephen

Less than seven hours to 5 o'clock and then back on my BMW!


33 posted on 04/29/2012 3:12:29 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 20 days away from outliving Phil Hartman)
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To: zeestephen

Gee, he ought to get a girlfriend who gets turned on by the vibrations and go for a ride. Whatanass!


34 posted on 04/29/2012 3:14:22 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Da Bro' Gotsta Go!)
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To: The Old Commander
Wonder if he has sickle cell anemia.

More like motor-sickle cell...

35 posted on 04/29/2012 3:15:28 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: zeestephen

Just use the release valve.


36 posted on 04/29/2012 3:18:43 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: cripplecreek
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The first pic was a result of driving too close to Mt. St. Helens during it's eruption. The second was a journey from Wisconsin to Washington via Mexico that began in early January.

37 posted on 04/29/2012 3:19:23 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: zeestephen
BMW's have that effect on me.....

Big Mexican Women, that is.

38 posted on 04/29/2012 3:19:30 PM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: gorush

Still own and ride an ‘82 R-65.
A good airhead runs forever!


39 posted on 04/29/2012 3:39:04 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (The best is the enemy of the good!)
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To: zeestephen

At least he can still pop a wheelie.


40 posted on 04/29/2012 3:43:20 PM PDT by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh (I cling to guns and religion.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
"A good airhead runs forever!"

Indeed they do.

41 posted on 04/29/2012 3:44:05 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

This one is just begging for some pings, or not....


42 posted on 04/29/2012 3:50:15 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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43 posted on 04/29/2012 3:53:18 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: zeestephen
Just Hold on Loosley
And don't let go.
If you cling too tightly
You're gonna loose control!
44 posted on 04/29/2012 3:54:58 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: zeestephen
Just Hold on Loosley
And don't let go.
If you cling too tightly
You're gonna loose control!
45 posted on 04/29/2012 3:55:11 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: martin_fierro
> "RIDE HARD"

You got THAT right...

46 posted on 04/29/2012 3:56:23 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: zeestephen

My 1995 Triumph Thunderbird still gives me wood.


47 posted on 04/29/2012 3:57:57 PM PDT by demsux (Obama: THE job destroyer)
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To: zeestephen

What a bunch of bull.


48 posted on 04/29/2012 4:17:18 PM PDT by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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To: martin_fierro

http://m.tmz.com/article_head.ftl?id=http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/26/hells-angels-rob-dyrdek-lawsuit-skull-logo/


49 posted on 04/29/2012 4:56:20 PM PDT by Gone_Postal
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To: zeestephen

Well, at least we know he had his helmet on.


50 posted on 04/29/2012 5:33:39 PM PDT by The Duke
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