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1 posted on 04/30/2012 7:35:50 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
We know the President ate dog, but has he ever eaten a hockey mom?

As Bill Clinton might say, 'it depends on what the meaning of "eaten" is'.

2 posted on 04/30/2012 7:43:09 PM PDT by zipper (espions sur les occupants)
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To: smoothsailing; mnehring; COUNTrecount; Nowhere Man; FightThePower!; C. Edmund Wright; ...
No rumor is true until the government denies it.

Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!

To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you need to threaten to report me to the Admin if I don’t add you to the list...

3 posted on 04/30/2012 7:43:52 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1196 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
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To: smoothsailing

His policies are sure eating us alive!


4 posted on 04/30/2012 7:44:06 PM PDT by nomad
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To: smoothsailing

lol


5 posted on 04/30/2012 7:48:15 PM PDT by GOPJ (Had a Christian minister yelled at a bunch of gay students - the New York Times would have covered i)
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8 posted on 04/30/2012 7:51:52 PM PDT by mirkwood (subliminal message)
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I bet he has relatives who have and I am serious.


12 posted on 04/30/2012 8:00:01 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: smoothsailing
Beside devouring puppies, Obama also eats plenty of poor, innocent lobsters. These creatures are painfully boiled ALIVE just to satisfy the twisted taste of humans.


14 posted on 04/30/2012 8:07:04 PM PDT by garjog
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To: smoothsailing

The joke did fall flat - the dude’s a fag - of course he’s never partaken a hockey mom - duh!


16 posted on 04/30/2012 8:08:57 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Check my profile page for the FReeper Online Cookbook 2011)
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To: smoothsailing
I thought the same thing!

He has no ear for comedy/delivery and it shows time after time.

He thinks he is clever, witty and bright.

But, guess what ass**le...”you're not.”

17 posted on 04/30/2012 8:10:53 PM PDT by hummingbird (Just askin' or just sayin' depending on the subject. Oh yeah - OBAMA SUCKS!)
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To: smoothsailing

“Why is this in the kitchen, Slick? And why do you think I subscribed to `People’ magazine?”
Meechelle Obama
“Gee, I dunno ... I thought it was a cook book, and they look mighty tasty!”
Barack the Cannamite

“Your mother makes a pretty good soup, Barry.”
“Yes she does. And I miss her already.”

http://www.smartfellowspress.com/To%20Serve%20Man%20Cannamite%203.jpg


20 posted on 04/30/2012 8:28:24 PM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: smoothsailing
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24 posted on 04/30/2012 8:37:09 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: smoothsailing

Obama needs a new joke writer. That was not good, not good at all. You just do not joke about eating dogs like that when you have in fact eaten a dog before. Creepy.


25 posted on 04/30/2012 8:38:57 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: smoothsailing

soetoro is such a pathological liar that if he denies something it has a very high likelihood of being true.


26 posted on 04/30/2012 8:40:51 PM PDT by onedoug
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27 posted on 04/30/2012 8:47:18 PM PDT by Iron Munro (If Repub's paid as much attention to Rush Limbaugh as the Dem's do, we wouldn't be in this mess)
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White House Denies That Obama Feasted on Human Flesh...Obama wanted to allow babies mistakenly born alive during abortions to simply die - not that far removed in depravity as far as I'm concerned....
30 posted on 04/30/2012 8:49:32 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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Screamin’ Jay Hawkins and `The Feast of the Mau-Maus’
Obama’s paternal grandfather was a mau mau. They used cannibalism to terrify the British.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNqO88cIIug

So mebbe Barack the halfrican should be keepin’ the whole people-eatin’ thing on the QT (`down low’? you would think) if he weren’t always stupidly talking out of his a** but then he couldn’t rub our noses in the admittedly unlikely by horrifying possibility that, on top of everything else we’ll never know about him, perhaps he was (is?) a cannibal.

Just sayin,’ food for thought. Well, oddly enough `Kitchen Nightmares’ is on.
So he’s a cannibal. He ate people. Anyone having a problem with that must a racist.
A tasty racist.


34 posted on 04/30/2012 8:58:48 PM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: smoothsailing

Well, when I was young(at the risk of being banned)I ate a few women that later became hockey moms and today are grandmas. Most of them still smile when they greet me.


41 posted on 04/30/2012 9:26:31 PM PDT by calex59
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First time I have seen this website. It is pretty good

LOL

http://www.pjtv.com/?cmd=mpg&mpid=476&load=6898


53 posted on 04/30/2012 9:52:33 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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>"White House Denies That Obama Feasted on Human Flesh"

He who denied it, deep fried it!

55 posted on 04/30/2012 10:11:41 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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We know the President ate dog, but has he ever eaten a hockey mom?
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Pics or it didn't happen!
63 posted on 05/01/2012 8:30:34 AM PDT by servo1969
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