The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal

Daily Mail UK ^ | 30APR2012 | Allan Hall

[Jack Hydrazine]

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.

Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Laz could be her therapist!

[Lazamataz]

YOU DID IT FIFTY EIGHT TIMES????!?

[dfwgator]

“No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.”

[stephenjohnbanker]

Not on my best day......LOLOLOL!!

Best I ever did was fo!

[BipolarBob]

He’s withdrawn the lawsuit and is selling it on EBAY auction. I went 29 thousand on it but I was quickly outbid.

[Lazamataz]

Fo ain't po.

I have always been a little too ... energetic than I should be. The perfect-ten score was a little out of the ordinary for my age, no doubt. But yes, I am a little too frisky for my own good.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I bow to the senior senator : )

[allmendream]

My brother once told me the story about hitchhiking down the mountain at 17 when he was picked up by a van full of young Scandinavian women. They told him he should got there as American men, especially from fabled California, would be popular.

The ONLY reason I believed a single WORD of his story was when he admitted that they dropped him off at school and he didn't get so much as a grope.

No 17 year old male makes up a story about ALMOST scoring on such an epic scale.

But the story sure started out like a “Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me.....”

[markman46]

umm 5 x day one and 5 x day 2.. LAZ you surprise me!! now 10x in one night...

[Secret Agent Man]

That’s nothing. I got mine to scream “Oh My God!” over and over.

[Secret Agent Man]

Sally Your Right Hand is lonely....

[Responsibility2nd]

Your brother and Steven Wright tell a similar story....

One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl. I sat beside her.

I said, 'Hi', And she said, 'Hi', and then I said, 'Nice day, isn't it?'.

And she said, 'I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.'

So I asked, 'What's the problem?'   She replied, 'I can't tell you.   I don't even know you.'

I said, 'Well, sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.'

So she said, 'Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise.'

I said, 'Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.'.

 

 

 

~Steven Wright

[Robe]

Paging Laz , Paging Laz , we need you over here , guy .....

[NonValueAdded]

zinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng! 2 points

[Terry Mross]

Had a friend whose mother-in-law called him and asked to speak to his wife. He said “She’s tied up.”

The woman asked “With the kids?”

My friend said “No, with my neckties.”

[Clyde5445]

LOL.

[Stepan12]

Nymophmaniac?

Sandra Fluke moved to Germany?

[Made In The USA]

Note to self: Book flight to Munich, call in sick for at least 36 hours.

[Savage Beast]

So what happens when you bring in reinforcements? Does she become depressed or angry or have some other strange reaction? Is she ever satisfied? What happens when she has ample males available and can have all the sex she wants? Is there something other than sex that's driving her?

(Obviously I've never been in that situation.)

(Although I have been in situations in which even my almost inexhaustable prowess became exhausted and friendly passivity had to suffice.)

[Charles Henrickson]

Ich bin ein Bedliner.