lol
Posted on 05/11/2012 8:20:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Showed to Mrs S, she called it child porn.
I think she’s correct.
“Bite Me” wants to run for President in 2016???
If you are taken off the unemployment rolls, doesn’t that make the unemployment rate go down...ooop, Snerdly just said that.
Google “brush hog” and bush hog comes up.
They copycated a brand name like Kleenex and called it Cleenex. I’m sure they are fine but I’m old school.
I have heard that.
Only thing, Romney will be running at that time...hopefully with Palin try to primary his ass.
Bite Me will be on the ash heap of history after Jan 20th, 2013
That’s the pink elephant in the crapper no one in the dem media is talking about.
lol
don’t make me whup out this International McCormick
Could Obama be trying to throw this election to the Pubs so they take the blame when the whole thing implodes?
Even with Pub control of House and Senate, how are they going to clean up Obama’s, Pelosi’s and Reid’s mess in 2 to 4 years without having the leeches riot?
I don’t think spending CAN be reigned in and it’s going to take a collapse to start over.
we call that attachment “ the bat wing “
THAT is SO FUNNY!
That may very well be. BF is from a rural county, and I think they have their own vocabulary there.
make it Reggie Love and the 4 yr old, Obama
BREAKING: MITT ROMNEY’S POLYGAMIST GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER STRAPPED DOG TO STAGECOACH DELIVERING BIRTH CONTROL TO GAY GRAD STUDENTS
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I don't think Obama would be sucking on Reggie's tit.
These 4 wheel drive mini tractors have as much horse power and can run more attachments than our old timers now a days. Sad...
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