Posted on 05/11/2012 8:20:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
you mean again ?
I hope we haven’t started a new trend—Tractor Chat.
cept, them old timers are rebuilable and lots of new stuff is throw away
it beats hell outta purse and candle talk
They are kicking them off the extended benefits program now so Obama can come in this summer and reinstate it to those people.
There is always a plan with the Commie.
did you see this?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2882618/posts
I'm sorry your son was a thug...but he attacked Mr. Zimmerman
” A Ruskie don’t take a crap without a plan”
Hunt for Red October...
Yep!
Anything with a PTO makes real men go hmmmmm...
Damn straight
ABO
or a Binford 9000
arg arg arg....ohh ohh ohh
That would have gotten you banned not so long ago.
I always thought is was banned.....turns out it was banded...like the release of feral birds
who knew
I heard we all kissed and made up.
What happened to all the zotties and opus’ is a question that was never answered that I could find.
Okay, I’m old and won’t be going to school so I can say this.
Get the feds out of the school loan program. Go to a bank or another loan facility and quit stealing my tax dollars (I’m talking to the freeloaders who want their school loans forgiven.)
Romney wasn’t born in Kenya, use an Indonesian passport or have a suspect CT social security card.
Who do I see about forgiving my car loan? Since we’re forgiving student loans, mortgages, and every thing else.
......well, after all of the LGBwhatis this past week, you’d better be real careful about kissing, and particularly who’s kissing whom.
(I think I just managed to pimp both the PC and Spelling Police in one sentence....)
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