[ConservativeStatement]

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/05/21/fired-for-being-too-hot-new-jersey-woman-claims

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#4: a PHOTO OF THREE BOOBS!

[dennisw]

Arrrgh...faceplant...... No hotitude, she should find work in a pasta factory

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#4: a PHOTO OF THREE BOOBS!

Amending comment above:

How about a photo of two boobs and an asshole, all three named Gloria? “Shades of Night”?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Two ‘trout mouthes’.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Meh. I’ve had better.

[editor-surveyor]

She looks fairly average to me; maybe the problem is that she just wasn’t as hot as she thought she was?

[NormsRevenge]

Gloria has Exhibits DD 1&2 move forward for a closer viewing....

[vetvetdoug]

Should have put a shock collar on her to keep her from barking and put her in a run. I got patients with better mammies than hers.

[MediaMole]

She is NOT hot. Maybe OK after a few too many beers, but she’s pretty average. Looks like she has had collagen injections and some work done. That photo makes her look a bit like a zombie.

[ElkGroveDan]

Guilty

[fieldmarshaldj]

She looks like a younger Donatella Versace.

[mrsmel]

She makes Dolly Parton look refined and chic. Sausage arms too.

[AmonAmarth]

Is it me or does she have man hands?

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Oof. I am from the state that put "Wiscorgeous" in the urban dictionary, and yet there is not enough beer in Wisconsin to make me want to hit on that. Sooo-ey!

[doorgunner69]

Oh geez, that old whore Allred is in on this too????

[correctthought]

The goggles, they do nothing.

[5th MEB]

She thinks she’s hot. I think she’s NOT.
She looks like a martial arts student who stopped to many kicks with her face; she should lay off the donuts to.

[Sea Parrot]

Any gal would look hot when posing with Gloria The Red.