[zeugma]

When the judge said this to me, the cop was just smirking at me ear to ear.

Personally, I'd be strongly in favor of a little vigilante action in such cases. There are all kinds of possibilities if one thinks creatively.

[HiTech RedNeck]

As they say, revenge is best served cold. No sense trying to answer a bully in exact kind as though the contest were who could be the biggest bully, and sooner or later he (usually a he) will get his. Bad but credible publicity is like the drip drip drip of rain drops, which can even wear away stone.