He shouldn’t mess with women older than him because they are harder to train. For example I onced dated an older woman, then we shacked up together and it took me foreeeever to train her to get me a beer from the fridge. I would snap my fingers and nothing would happen if you can believe it. She was VERY spoiled. I would get comments like “What the hell was that?” And I would repeat the lesson “When I snap my fingers it means you have to get me a beer so I don’t miss any part of the football game”...Then she would get in my face “YOU SEE THIS?” and she would have her middle finger up “I AIN’T YOUR F$%#NG WAITRESS OK?” Oh yes, and once if you can believe it she got ticked off because I left my dirty clothes on the floor!! She expected ME to pick them up and put them in the hamper! I mean WTF? You don’t get that feminist garbage with younger models.
Thus it is.
Fun times, but both of us moved on long ago. I still miss the dog. LOL. It would have been a great hunting dog if it was trained not to eat everything.
Just for kicks I think you should rewrite that whole paragraph but with all the verbs at the end - just like Yoda would say it. Then post it on your personal page. I mean, it’s a keeper!
Preach it, brother!
This has to be the best post of the year. You ARE the GrandJediMasterYoda.
For some time I dated much younger women. I finally gave it up when I ran out of old newspapers.
“He shouldn’t mess with women older than him because they are harder to train.”
You were doing it wrong. The concept of classical conditioning is studied by every entry-level psychology student. Go back and try try again!
However, trading her in for a new model might have been prudent.