Which is hardly more than a snack.
Posted on 06/03/2012 2:34:13 PM PDT by moonshot925
What would they do with 72 virgins, anyway? If they stay virgins forever, it would get real boring having sex with someone who each time forgets everything and cries for the pain of it, and you can’t dump her, because all 72 of them are the same. If they don’t stay virgins forever, do they eventually also get fat and grow facial hairs? Do their mothers come visit, and yell at you for not taking out the trash? What if all 72 ex-virgins are not in the mood, need cheering up and to feel appreciated, or are on the rag, all at the same time? And this is 72 we’re talking about. You call it Satanic, I just call it real stupid. That’s not paradise. It would very quickly become hell. The poor devils would in desperation turn to the “boys like pearls” eventually, and who knows what that would be like? Anyway, why do they believe that all paradise is is one big f@#$-fest? Can’t they also drink beer or something, and thereby reverse the old polka song?
>> “Iran, Libya, Turkey, etc. will all survive long enough for Ezekiel 38.” <<
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You must mean Ezekiel 39; the Ezekiel 38 attack comes at the end of the millenium, when Israel is living in peace and safety without walls or other defenses.
Note the differences in the condition of Israel between the two chapters. They are definitely not talking about the same war.
Turkey and the African nations may survive for Ezekiel 39, but I seriously doubt that Iran will.
Well, according to one European researcher, it’s not Virgins at all. Working on the assumption that the koran was really not in Arabic but Aramaic, it would seem to be *72 raisins*.
Which is hardly more than a snack.
Gawldang! Sex with 72 raisins? First there’s bestiality, and now there’s dried-fruit-iality? Do they, like, eat the raisins later? Ewww.
Alcohol and excessive food? Houris who keep growing back their cherries and forgetting how to move? Is this some suburban bar mitzva they’re sacrificing themselves for?
The funny thing is that there are a lot of people who won’t buy a German made car and Israel is buying German submarines.
Israel’s playing for real - good for them.
Works for me.
OK, they should then adopt FAD.
First Assured Destruction.
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Works for me.
Good for the Israelis!
Especially if the boat is diesel powered. Much harder to hunt, prosecute and fine than a nuclear boat.
Park it within striking distance of Mecca and Medina.
“Park it within striking distance of Mecca and Medina.” Jerusalem to Mecca is only 1200 Kilometers. Israel could hit Mecca, Medina and Riyadh from their home port. I sleep good at night knowing that.
Yes, this has been known for many years already. It is part of Israel’s multi- dimensional package of defense weapons and delivery systems, and is there because of the obvious reasons. If even a small portion of all this is ever really needed, it will result in Alluh very quickly running out of reward-virgins. Perhaps, though, he issues rain-checks?
To add to your rant: Are these 72 virgins muslim women who died as virgins? If so, islam says that your reward for saving your virginity until death is to be raped in heaven by stinking, sweaty terrorists for eternity. If I were a muslim woman, I’d be giving it up by the time I was 10.
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