President Obama Writes Fifth Grader's Excuse Note

Abc ^ | 6/3/12

[Uncle Slayton]

For as long as there have been teachers, students have had excuses: my dog ate my homework, my computer crashed, I had food poisoning.

But 11-year-old Tyler Sullivan of Minnesota isn't one to make excuses. He's a good kid.

"If I was president I would say no more smoking, no more tobacco, and no more drugs," said Sullivan.

But on Friday, Sullivan skipped school for the first time in his life, to meet President Barack Obama.

[Uncle Slayton]

Obama is corrupting more youth by encouging them to skip school and even forcing them to spout his nanny state agenda.

Pay close attention to the kid's comments.

"If I was president I would say no more smoking, no more tobacco, and no more drugs."

This Sullivan kid has been conscripted into the Obama Youth Brigade, and forced to spout Obama rhetoric and some reason is scared to question Obama about his birth certificate and his being born in Kenya.

[Squantos]

Damn.... Even this pardon is corrupt.

[Mr. Blond]

It’s what the prez does best, make excuses.

[cableguymn]

It's a sad day when an 11 year old thinks the president of the united states has that power. Remember the photo of the BO motorcade and the poor old man KNEELING before it as BO's limo passed by? If someone has that picture, please post it. It shows everything you have just described. Pathetically.
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ya mean this one?

[thecodont]

Yeah, that’s the one.

Thank you!

[OrioleFan]

Dear Ms Union Teacher,

The Sullivan kid missed school yesterday because he was prepping me for the “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader” show/campaign event/fundraiser.

Your President,
Barak Hussein Obama

[Freestate316]

Did he blame Bush for the absence?

[LurkedLongEnough]

Imitating Chris Christie’s writing an excuse note for a youngster who skipped school to see him speak.

[Washi]

Did the kid inherit his absence from Bush?

[Iron Munro]

President Obama Writes Fifth Grader's Excuse Note

They should have had MOTUS (Michelle of the US) write the note.

Her composition and penmanship skills are at the fifth grade level.

[HiTech RedNeck]

If I were the teacher I wouldn’t question it. After all you have to be pretty sick in the head to want to play hooky in order to see Barack Obama in person.

[shove_it]

That little slacker will likely wind up in the slammer, hopefully sharing a cell with his messiah.

[jpf]

“But 11-year-old Tyler Sullivan of Minnesota isn't one to make excuses.”

Which, of course, means he and the President have nothing in common.

[dupree]

Even his signature is gay.

[TurboZamboni]

he forgot “no more pollution from Big Oil and Big Coal”.

seriously, now days the more school they skip, the smarter they’ll probably be.

[TurboZamboni]

“the dog at my homework then Barack ate my dog...”