Posted on 06/06/2012 7:25:44 PM PDT by presidio9
I have just started a new business....Lava and Smoke Insurance...Plus!...If u subscribe now...I can give u free carbon credits!....
The Toba supereruption 70,000 years ago led to a 6-10 year volcanic winter that almost wiped out the human population worldwide, down to 10,000 souls or 1,000 breeding pairs. This bottleneck in the population still shows up in the genes of everyone on earth and was a puzzle until gene researchers compared notes with geologists.
oh Jeez!...if that makes the MSM u are a dead man walking!...if the black suits visit you...tell them u were drunk and the dog must have wrote it!...Pay the dogs fine and promise to tape his mouth!
This Is the Way the World Ends? Volcanoes Could Darken World
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and this is why we must outlaw fracking right now/sarc
Anything real makes global warming look trivial, which is why liberals shouldn’t be scaring us with tales of super volcanos. They can’t be blamed on man, unless some nut ties them to fracking.
Correct, except it was far more than 6-10 years.
At it’s peak, temps worldwide dropped 10 degrees Celsius.
The O14-O16 ratios trapped in ocean sediments didn’t return to what was normal for almost a thousand years!
Well, that means I come from good (and very, very busy) stock. You would think they spent all their time farming, feuding and.... stuff.
/johnny
And some places in far east Russia.<<
Jeez!..U think God doesn't know about thermodynamics and the need for Vents??...He wrote the plumbing code for this joint!
That, He did. ;)
/johnny
A supervolcano would throw more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than a billion automobiles.
Ha, piece of cake, look for articles comparing drilling fracking wells into our full-of-lava planet to shooting your gas furnace with a handgun (unlicensed of course).
Unreal:
The second most amazing thing about that huge splash was that it was ridden by multiple survivors.
Blame it on Bush. Why not? The leftists have blamed him for everything from Pompei to the extinction of the dinosaur.
Volcanoes - Nature’s superfarts.
Remember the guidelines for what to do if the news reports a super volcano is expected to explode shortly in your general area:
- Secure valuable on your person (keys, cell phone, wallet, change, etc.) in (preferably) hard case container and keep near you.
- Loosen your collar
- Switch to loose fitting slippers or shoes that can be removed quickly
- Remove your belt and loosen the top fastener on your pants
- Sit in a comfortable chair, bending your head way over and as far down between your thighs as possible (you may need to grasp your ankles to do this)
- Kiss your ass goodbye
Personally I now believe a giant meteor of burning oil will hit a huge CO2-filled super volcano and that will be it.
/sarc
Unless Christ returns before I die, eventually I will die.
We know you're being funny - but liberals might see this and glom onto their next scam. Don't wanna give 'em any ideas now do we?
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