The REAL news is the sole comment after the article at the website:
“Whut I don’t unnastand is why da cops din’t just use their nightsticks to knock the guy’s teeth out. Then he would only been able to gum da victim. It woulda took a lot longa to kill him dat way. He probly woulda got tired out first.”
Posted by “Uncle Willy”
Uncle Willy?!?
Damn.
Somebody left the basement door unlocked again.
Uncle Willy is a treasure.