Posted on 06/19/2012 12:05:23 PM PDT by zeestephen
Chinese villagers discovered an unusual mushroom 260 feet below ground. A completely serious female reporter gives a completely serious news report on it. The video has gone viral in China. In a follow up statement the news station said the young reporter "was unwise to the ways of the world."
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http://now.msn.com/now/0619-china-mushroom-sex-toy.aspx
so many questions...
Paging Jon Stewart. White courtesy phone please.
Couldn’t they tell from its texture that it is synthetic?
That’s something our left-wing news babes would never get wrong.
260 feet underground?
Ahh, yes. That would be the extremely rare Chinese mushroom, known as the Long Dong................
It’s silly for sure, but that reporter is probably a very nice girl and the kind you would want to take home to meet Mom.
I know some women who would not only identify it immediately, but also tell you the make and model number too.
Anyone check on where Laz has been lately?
Found in the lost luggage from a Japanese businessman?
When was Clintons last speech in China?
Chinese girls are adorable. This video makes them even more so.
Don’t ask; you don’t want to know. I don’t. (Coal miners?)
Fungi? She hardly knew ‘im!
Jon Stewart’s real name is Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz. Of course, I’m a racist for pointing that out.
Now is that the same Jon Leibowitz who makes about $41,000 a day and who has estates put in the names of his pets?? That Leibowitz, or another?
That wouldn’t be morel.
I was just thinking that it’s really kind of sweet that she didn’t recognise it. In this sexualised culture, it’s almost impossible to think of anything innocuous which hasn’t had sexual connotations attached to it, it’s very irritating. Even kids can’t escape it.
The one and the same!
Was Anderson Cooper ever abroad in China?
Re: “260 feet underground?”
I’ll guess the villagers were growing mushrooms - typically underground - and “found” this item.
Best not to allow your imagination to wander too far down that path.
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